They have their priori-teas right. :P

Awww, the poor dad! :(

I cried like a baby at the start of Up. :(

Date me. XD I honestly get so paranoid if someone buys something for me because I feel this crazy urge to pay them back.

That's about as subtle as a hand-grenade. XD

But but
What if the tap, for some inexplicable reason, won't turn off and the door doesn't open? And you just have to watch yourself drown?
(XD Sorry - I've just had a nightmare about this)

I hide both XD

All I can imagine is hearing this birdie go 'heard you talking shit' and sticking his head out xD

Tbh, I've never been a superman person. I think I've always wanted a Flash though

The amount of drugs this was on is actually concerning xD

I watched it twice, just to make sure it wasn't an actual bird. :0 That's amazing!

I can't tell if she looks fascinated by it, or is trying to seduce it xD

I sleep with my teddy bear, so I feel like I have someone to cuddle

Damn, that guy is badass. He looks so chill afterwards!

Pop! Goes the pupper~

One lick from a pupper or kitten that normally doesn't like cuddling is all it takes. XD

Well, he sort of did pass the salt seeing how salty that comment was.