This reminds me of that time where someone was like 'Omg Hitler's killer is a saint'.

I read that as 'me as a crop' and I became quite confused I imagined this weed slinking up to some random, all shady, and asking them about drugs.

How stressed would you be in that entire week or so? I wouldn't even eat or sleep. Just play.

What matters is that they tried. XD

Damn. That kid in black has skills!

I do this all the time! When I'm excited or nervous about something, I instinctively check my pulse just to see how excited/nervous I am.

She might want to try hibernation!

Timbon and Pumba are my role-models.

He certainly won't be disappointed then

This happened to me the other day, so what I did was I let other people go in front of me. By the time my dad got back, I had let four people jump ahead of me in line and it was just so awkward and stressful

That was definitely intentional xD

That's such an adorable dad. 'AINT NO SON OF MINE GON HAVE A BETTER PHONE THAN ME'

Definitely the man with the blue tie.

Him sticking out his tongue is actually so adorable XD

Whoa, that's awesome! I want to know how they did that!

That is the face of someone who is desperately in denial xD

This is exactly how I would describe resilience

At least the grammar is correct!