Spongebob, that's just 'cold'.

That's just absolutely monstrous! If someone did that to me, I would probably have reacted the exact same way. Drop on the floor, contemplate life and weep.

They all have brains, too. Some just tend to use it more than others.

Could you use the roof as a sort of slide? Use ladder to get to the top and slide down, or would the material give way?

Rule number ten could go multiple different ways, though xD

Disgusted, but not necessarily surprised.

I really hope that the guy who called the last author 'too rowdy' ends up reading this book and remembering this moment. xD

I'm guilty of this - but I usually do it to be dramatic, or have emphasis. Or I accidently press the send button too early. xD

Zeus can't see anything, but Zeus can see everything.

If someone asked me that, I would have hesitated and just stared at them because I would try to think of how exactly the law was phrased. xD

Yeah, I don't think it's a great idea to break up with anyone while they're drunk. Wait for them to be sober, so you can talk it through as well.

Those legs, though. 11/10

I like how Uncle Mike was given a name, but the kid was just called Kid. xD

And also a very tempting one!