Life always tries his best, honestly! The poor guy just has to balance the needs and wants of 7 billion people, which is quite difficult.

If it's self-defence, I think it's fair. As long as it isn't used inappropriately. :)

In reference to the title, I keep imagining the pupper like this: https://theoutlits.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/ariel-on-rock1.jpg

The terrifying thing is that it is 21 men in a week from this topic. 21 is huge - it's almost the amount of students in a class. That many men - in only Australia - in a single week due to this is so sad. :(

This would be cool. Though, I'm pretty sure some people look at different things than others. For example, I always look at the smile and cheeks first, whereas my friend always notices the eyes first; it doesn't matter who the person is, we're just always instinctively drawn to look at certain features.

As a girl, I can confirm that I would eat all your meat. You wouldn't get the chance to eat it for yourself.

No, it's fresh poultry cuts smothered with wheat powder and boiled in olive juice. Sheesh!

Gosh, he had guts alright to speak to her like that. That, or he was high. He must have been stoned.

I've seen something similar! It was like:
'I'm going to bed now to get some beauty sleep. Love you!'
'You don't need a beauty sleep, babe.'
'Aww you're so sweet.'
'You need to hibernate.'

Wow! I kind of expected Finding Nemo to be a lot more blue.

Basically, every person on FS

I bet even Spongebob himself didn't see that coming (since his vision was blocked by the toothpaste)

If I sent someone nudes and they laughed, I wouldn't care. But if I sent someone a meme and they didn't like it, I would feel violated.

Or just keep the $5 for yourself

Relatable

Did you post this bc of me? If so, much love :D