What's wrong with saying Fick?

At yeast he tried.

I can't help but read that as if the grandma is yelling.

That's clever. I'm not even mad!

And it gets really wet, too, if you know what I mean.

Not just parents, but friends. My cousin, absolutely terrified of heights, began crying when she was pretty much forced onto a ride by her friends who were really persistent. Even though the adrenaline is fun, it's not worth it for everyone. The poor thing was sobbing and gagging the whole way through. So yeah, while facing fears is pretty awesome, don't force them if they're not at least slightly willing.

'I am uncomfortable. He's giving me the cold shoulder!'

But... how do we know that he didn't bite it? ;)

They probably got carried away while talking about their maths problems, and went off on a tangent.

Do crabs think that fish can fly?

And even when I'm just texting them or sending them a message, it is always done in caps lock so that I can show my appreciation through yelling.

Now THIS is how you get away with murder.

No, no. Not the haircut. I think it's the eyebrows that give off that impression.

Since the parents probably saw, I guess you could say that your cover was 'blown'.

Do you need a banana for scale in the photo?

Honestly, Paris, you're doing a better job at being a ray of sunshine than I am!

Touching it would be a mis-steak, for sure.