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Chicken baby! 7 comments

rayofsunshine · 7 years ago

Aww, cute! They grow up so fast!

Cheeky little porker 6 comments

rayofsunshine · 7 years ago

He looks so smug! 'Step aside, motherfuckers'

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Everyone does 4 comments

rayofsunshine · 7 years ago

That'd be great, but it's lifespan tends to put a hamper on things.
That and you'd be hunted down by spiders.
And spiders would be bigger than you.

1 · Edited 7 years ago

How to Draw Mickey Mouse 1 comments

rayofsunshine · 7 years ago

I couldn't even finish step one because my circles were wonky and uneven.

Let's move to North Korea 8 comments

rayofsunshine · 7 years ago

8. It's perfectly normal if you're shy and scared to make new friends.

Name a better duo 14 comments

rayofsunshine · 7 years ago

Toothpaste and orange juice.

Me too 4 comments

rayofsunshine · 7 years ago

Are you trying to tic my tac?

Me too 4 comments

rayofsunshine · 7 years ago

If you give me a Tic Tac, I will automatically become your friend.

True. True 1 comments

rayofsunshine · 7 years ago

I can be used as a good example. A good example of what not to do.

Epitome of American 9 comments

rayofsunshine · 7 years ago

I don't see an eagle anywhere, though.

Here's a hug. 15 comments

rayofsunshine · 7 years ago

I don't know why but the first thought that came to my head when I read this was 'If it fits, it sits'.

He is in future all ready 9 comments

rayofsunshine · 7 years ago

Who knows? Maybe he aspires to be the next Virgin Mary?

When people ask me why I'm still single. Exhibit A 1 comments

rayofsunshine · 7 years ago

That was a Brazilliant pun.

Diamond ring missing since 2004 turns up on garden carrot 4 comments

rayofsunshine · 7 years ago

I reckon that diamond is about 10 Carrot/Karat.

I dropped 14k a few days ago 4 comments

rayofsunshine · 7 years ago

How does someone manage to leave $14K at the side of a road?

Real problems 3 comments

rayofsunshine · 7 years ago

I can just imagine this pop sound as he finally manages to get through.

Every goddamn time 1 comments

rayofsunshine · 7 years ago

Nah. The people in hell are probably nicer.

What a time to be alive 3 comments

rayofsunshine · 7 years ago

This is, no joke, some sort of obsession we have. I pass by a group of kids every day in my way home, and they're always sitting in a circle and trying to see who can burp the loudest or which soft drink gives them the loudest burps.

That's your guardian angel 3 comments

rayofsunshine · 7 years ago

Damn, that's dramatic. So I guess it then becomes a soap opera?

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A bachelor i can get behind 13 comments

rayofsunshine · 7 years ago

But... why wouldn't he adopt all 20?

Anyone else? 3 comments

rayofsunshine · 7 years ago

Well, if no one is home, I suppose you can say that you're... ice-olated.

You're in the way! 5 comments

rayofsunshine · 7 years ago

I think it'd be more convincing if she came dressed up in a cow onesie.

Life is full of mistery 2 comments

rayofsunshine · 7 years ago

Poor guy must be so cornfused.

What marcus? 5 comments

rayofsunshine · 7 years ago

Looks like another one bites the crust...

Swiggity swooty 12 comments

rayofsunshine · 7 years ago

Oh deer, that made me nearly snort out my tea!