No more double standards in 2018 8 comments
rayofsunshine
· 6 years ago
But like... how can you be sure that he will be the one using that same toilet next? What if you end up using it next instead? Or he needs to do a number two instead? Can we please just agree to look before we pee?
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Im like... Totaly pregnant! 14 comments
rayofsunshine
· 6 years ago
This reminds me of a time when some girl asked me whether temperature was measured in celcius or centimetres.
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Movie names 31 comments
rayofsunshine
· 6 years ago
Sounds like it would be the name of a The Fault in our Stars fanfiction.
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Guys it's fine, people call me a d*ck all the time 30 comments
rayofsunshine
· 6 years ago
I don’t know why, but I just imagined a scenario where this kid pisses someone off:
“Hey! You’re a dick!”
“... Actually, I’m Vagina.”
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“Hey! You’re a dick!”
“... Actually, I’m Vagina.”
International backlash 3 comments
rayofsunshine
· 6 years ago
So this is what I found after a bit of research: He was initially hired to get rid of a mouse problem, but then the council wanted him relocated because of potential allergy issues and, direct quote, “City Hall and City businesses are no place for animals”. But because the cat is so well behaved and has become a very special part of the library, they eventually decided to allow the library to keep the cat (plus there was lots of puvlic backlash and full petition happening).
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Vacation 2016 3 comments
rayofsunshine
· 6 years ago
There’s also my personal favourite: Mamungkukumpurangkuntjunya Hill, South Australia. The name means "where the devil urinates" in the regional Pitjantjatjara language.
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I'm not a smart man 11 comments
rayofsunshine
· 6 years ago
Not as bad as me. I read the bear’s ‘I tried to read it’, and I obviously didn’t process it because I scrolled back up to try reading it myself.
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I love it when Spongebob becomes self aware 2 comments
rayofsunshine
· 6 years ago
I have to admit, I actually think that Spongebob’s humour was very clever at times.
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This is me in a year. If I last that long 2 comments
rayofsunshine
· 6 years ago
And even though you disconnect your internet while you live there, a little bird will still swoop down into your house with a letter. And that letter will be a candy crush request.
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These puns are un bee-leiveable 5 comments
Thanks, but I'd rather wait and have one that works 10 comments
rayofsunshine
· 6 years ago
It’s almost as bad as when you tell someone that you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, and they’re like, “Wait, really?? YOU got a boyfriend??’ And they refuse to believe you because they think that you’re incapable of getting one.
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Its common sense, really 6 comments
rayofsunshine
· 6 years ago
To be completely fair though, it must have been difficult to work out exactly how to carry it without accidentally hurting it or hurting yourself.
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10/10 Horrifying 2 comments
rayofsunshine
· 6 years ago
One of my big irrational fears is that during my upcoming driving exam, I’m going to sneeze and because you’re not allowed to have two hands off the wheel, I’m going to have to sit there with snot dripping down my face.
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Maybe he's just thicc 23 comments
rayofsunshine
· 6 years ago
I never really understood why people referred to butts as ‘buns’ because I never really saw the resemblance.
And then I saw this photo and I completely understand now.
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And then I saw this photo and I completely understand now.
20 weird facts 8 comments
rayofsunshine
· 6 years ago
Rhinotillexomania sounds like a somewhat badass condition. Like, imagine telling that to someone but not explaining to them what it is. How badass would you feel?
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Daycare stories 6 comments
rayofsunshine
· 7 years ago
I showed my Dad these and he said ‘Back when I was smaller, if I told my mum that my teacher hit me with a ruler because I was five minutes late to class, my mum would give me another whooping for being late to class and say the teacher was completely reasonable.’
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Pickup lines in space 11 comments
rayofsunshine
· 7 years ago
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter?
Because you’re indescribable.
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Because you’re indescribable.
Pickup lines in space 11 comments
rayofsunshine
· 7 years ago
You must be the speed of light, because time stops whenever I look at you.
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Pickup lines in space 11 comments
rayofsunshine
· 7 years ago
That’s so much better than the typical “Damn, you are out of this world.”
That's how much your salary will be 4 comments
rayofsunshine
· 7 years ago
I have this awful habit of going;
“I will start the essay at 8:00 tonight.”
“Oh no, it’s 8:01. Looks like I’ll have to wait until 9:00.”
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“I will start the essay at 8:00 tonight.”
“Oh no, it’s 8:01. Looks like I’ll have to wait until 9:00.”
Fake expert 6 comments
rayofsunshine
· 7 years ago
Because the real trick to having clean clothes is to not wear any clothes at all. That way, all your clothes will remain safe and clean inside the wardrobe.
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What do you expect from an iPhone 12 comments
rayofsunshine
· 7 years ago
And that is also why you don’t purposely drop phones that you know are mostly made out of glass.
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The oldest wolf in the world 6 comments
rayofsunshine
· 7 years ago
I did some research and she is 18 years old (in Human years), which I think is roughly 80 wolf years.
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Or maybe The Big Bang Dick?