Or the classic “that looks good”.

I think trying to eat a whole package of these at once might just be the reason you die.

And cat in catastrophe

Also, if they send you a message asking if you’ve gotten home safely, they might just be a keeper.

Who wouldn’t want to be Mulan though? It sounds like she has the badassery to be Mulan anyways

I always thought this! Just ask, “Are my eyes blue?” And see what they have to say. If your eyes are blue, the one who says “yes” is telling the truth.

Wait and that’s a good thing? Couldn’t he just say something like, “Sorry, I’m not single”? If I was that other woman, I would be shattered.

I... I have so many questions

Okay but what’s with the cats? I’m genuinely curious

I love that, even though there’s no face on its face, I know exactly what face is there.

My great-grandma’s name was Santa Kum

I saw this before somewhere else and apparently she meant people who served in the army?

Well, that’s not very convenient.

This is the same as my dog. I spend so much time with him and I love him very much but I think I’ve only ever had one dream with him in it.

I’m an Australian and I can 100% confirm this. I’ve convinced exchange students and family that Australia is the only country in the world where the Dodo bird isn’t extinct.

That’s not true. You can also be a dentist.

When I was a kid, I used to pronounce ‘www’ as ‘weeweewee’.

Alright yes but who doesn’t look at him like that?

That turtle looks so majestic

Honestly, I feel like I would make that mistake without being high on anything.

Tbh, I wouldn’t even be surprised if he was.

I’m impressed that she’s made a three minute song into a fifteen minute performance. Like damn, that takes dedication.

We’re all living in 2018 while this guy is living in 2025