Someone give that poor kid a brake.

Why start a competition like this when the winner is obvious?

Sorry buddy. A few hours late. :/
https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/507386/well-shit/

My name is Rhea, the mother of Zeus who also happened to feed her husband rocks so he would stop eating their children. And crazily enough, when I was little, I used to pick small stones from the floor and eat them.

Dude, I spent so long trying to work out why so many kids wanted to be Pokémon.

Damn, I’ve been doing it all wrong. I thought I was supposed to beat the egg in a game of chess.

Nah, us girls don’t expect THAT much from you. We only expect the flying bison.

Wait, is it me, or are there subtitles behind the subtitles?

I feel like that would make me feel even more lonely? Because I’m spending money I don’t have for them to spend time with me?
But hey, each to their own. :)