readmealullaby

readmealullaby


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if anyone asks me out 9 comments
readmealullaby · 9 years ago
I'm guessing BBC isn't one of those 600 channels.
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I've been dreaming of frozen yogurt all my life 3 comments
readmealullaby · 9 years ago
I do have a passion for froyo though.
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A pool under your yard 7 comments
readmealullaby · 9 years ago
That's actually a pretty good way to murder someone and make it look like an accident.
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These are (the twins that played) Baby Emma from Friends... Tiiiiiiiiime! 13 comments
readmealullaby · 9 years ago
And because they're minors they have a limited amount of hours (10 I think?) they're allowed to work.
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These are (the twins that played) Baby Emma from Friends... Tiiiiiiiiime! 13 comments
readmealullaby · 9 years ago
I used to go to church with one of the triplets.
Probably better than the original 5 comments
readmealullaby · 9 years ago
She actually sings pretty well.
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Just a random fact 26 comments
readmealullaby · 9 years ago
Sorry, it's just that every time someone mentions that they're like "omg, 40s people were so ignorant! Lololol" yeah.
Just a random fact 26 comments
readmealullaby · 9 years ago
Person of the year isn't person of the year because they're a good person. e.g. 2006
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Life ruined 62 comments
readmealullaby · 9 years ago
I have that. I thought it was a normal thing until I started describing the colors of the sky to my friend and he thought I was hallucinating.
Life ruined 62 comments
readmealullaby · 9 years ago
How do you know I can't imagine a new color? I could imagine a new color and you may never know because I can't produce it because the color doesn't exist outside of my mind. I wonder if I've ever imagined a new color and I just didn't know it.
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Ellen the hairy dog 19 comments
readmealullaby · 9 years ago
Aww she's smiling in that second to last picture!
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Their parent probably complained about not always having things as well that they had 19 comments
readmealullaby · 9 years ago
And if you like vinyl or albums from the 60's or vintage dresses don't hate on people who don't. Just be freaking thankful that they're so accessible now and someone is nice enough to upload Rubber Soul on youtube. As John Green says, "There's no era like this era."
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Didn't think it through.. 17 comments
readmealullaby · 9 years ago
Calm the calamity that is your mammaries?
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Mean Girls. Feeling old now? 16 comments
readmealullaby · 9 years ago
Not really they all still look the sa-- oh holy mother of crack.
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They Aren't Robots 16 comments
readmealullaby · 9 years ago
I like the one that said, "If you tell a child to sit still for 8 hours a day and they can't, they're not suffering from ADHD, they're suffering from childhood."
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Oddly satisfying shape 13 comments
readmealullaby · 9 years ago
I don't know anyone who doesn't have a thumb like that.
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Oddly satisfying shape 13 comments
readmealullaby · 9 years ago
I don't know why this is so beautiful.
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As a straight single guy 10 comments
readmealullaby · 9 years ago
Flattered but single.
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You can join me on 12 comments
readmealullaby · 9 years ago
There's vomit on my sweater, mom's spaghetti
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It took almost two years but I accomplished something I once thought impossible 20 comments
readmealullaby · 9 years ago
I always finish my pens though and I get so sad.
Aww... how cute :) 5 comments
readmealullaby · 9 years ago
I'm the little one that gives up because I know my owner's gonna pick me up because I'm cute and sad.
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Back to the future got some things right 8 comments
readmealullaby · 9 years ago
I don't know, it's what I saw in the bonus features...
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He needs a name. I'm thinking Hat-hog 10 comments
readmealullaby · 9 years ago
Oh I see it now.
Back to the future got some things right 8 comments
readmealullaby · 9 years ago
Wasn't the hover board made before the movie came out? And they just didn't put it on the market because it "wasn't safe".
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