Awkward, I actually just finished this episode in the anime :| and this pops up

Tree got a tattoo

Laughed louder than I should've

Imagine her mouth as a mustache, just do it for the rest of your life and be happy

Adolf Hitler said christianity is weakness, dafuq? The guy who ran the biggest consentration camp was brought up in a religious family not Hitler

So he stood there for 6 hours for the banana to digest and give him energy?

They probably got wasted on the first day and had hangovers for the next 4 days

I thought that's what it was like originally... Fuck this post gave me an epiphany

I'd marry someone like that

Mine is in the wrong order -_-

So in order to find an alien civilization we're gonna have to find a planet that has water, oxygen AND a jupiter :/ so scientists need to change their method...

Well, put it this way, if a truck was going for a girl I liked and there was no chance I was ever gonna date her... Well f*ck that I'm jumpin out the way and I'll distract by saying "Look! Zac Effron!"

I wonder what his magnicificent robes smell like... I bet it's "Heavenly" ;)

If you want to know what Mickey's "secret" is watch this video on youtube: Mouse Patrollin' Rust

I like the way everyone is standing except Spiderman, you can tell he hates his job, sitting there in his misery...

Average girl, idgaf about designer skinny jeans and being skinny? Ew, curves thank you very much

I commented on this post like a week ago... I feel like I left for one minute and a bunch of people have already started fighting :/ like my kids

Shame it's probably insecure about how much fat it has :( keep wearing that thing and look slim!

Well the logic is as clear as a frog going deaf because it didn't jump when instructed after his legs were cut off. (The moral to this story is that nothing makes sense)

As you can see (whoever posted this) you're not alone

*several horrible puns later*

As a joke I would've got some acid and literally write "1000 words" on it :|

Oh my god I wish I was you!