'Murica that's how

I also hope you mean black girls in ugly ass jeggings that they call pants. Go home bitch, you're dressed in pajamas.

I don't know why this is so funny but it is

*every guy problems because there isn't an actual shirt to determine race

SO NO ONE TOLD LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY ha-ta-ta-tahhh

I read it in her voice

I thought it meant that you don't need condoms when you have swag because no one wants to bang someone who says they have swag

She's ridiculously pretty, but these pictures do not do her justice.

Ukulele

Love him, but he really doesn't have the place to talk about how someone raises their child- Christianity, Catholicism, Judaism- I'm prepared for the downvotes from the people who are so close-minded they think the only opinion that matters is their's.

I would disagree.