reallyfunatparties

reallyfunatparties


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I know what I'm going to do today 9 comments
reallyfunatparties · 8 years ago
To save you guys some time: It's $9.99 anywhere in the world (+ $0.88 for double the glitter) on shipyourenemiesglitter.com
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Unicorns and Virgins 9 comments
reallyfunatparties · 8 years ago
And the other way around the hymen can also fully grow back
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Unicorns and Virgins 9 comments
reallyfunatparties · 8 years ago
*The-med-student-no-one-likes-talking-to-because-of-exactly-this mode on* *Clearing throat* There will always be remnants of the hymen.
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The perfect relationship 36 comments
reallyfunatparties · 8 years ago
As I can't tell it himself (because that would be too cheesy for him too handle ;) ) I will tell you folks: This is my boyfriend and me in a nutshell. Apart from me whooping his ass in video games, that sadly only happens on rare occasions... I don't want to brag or anything, I don't want to say "look at my amazing relationship" I just wanted to share because it makes me very happy. But don't worry people, all of this cones at the price of 700 km between us.
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Luckily I'm both 6 comments
reallyfunatparties · 9 years ago
*Reads the title* *Immediate panty-drop*
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Anyone else? 14 comments
reallyfunatparties · 9 years ago
I personally prefer "The Olympic Ski Jumper" as peeing position. My butt will never touch the toilet seat of a public bathroom.
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People get easily confused 5 comments
reallyfunatparties · 9 years ago
No way, we have the exact same one! I had no idea we have art as exquisite as that in the house!
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The bitter reality of IT in general 4 comments
reallyfunatparties · 9 years ago
*Jerry voice* Newman!
The greatest invention 6 comments
reallyfunatparties · 9 years ago
This is the first post I've actually and honestly laughed out loud at in a long time!
Not a Hooker! 15 comments
reallyfunatparties · 9 years ago
Or does getting the joke make you a hooker?
Jack Reacher logic has yet to be proven faulty!
I wonder what else that hole was for 18 comments
reallyfunatparties · 9 years ago
Please, no one shoot him-/herself!
I wonder what else that hole was for 18 comments
reallyfunatparties · 9 years ago
Ba Dum Tssssss
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13 pineapples and 6 bunches of bananas 6 comments
reallyfunatparties · 9 years ago
Ohhh, I like that plan! A lot! Count me in!
13 pineapples and 6 bunches of bananas 6 comments
reallyfunatparties · 9 years ago
I have to know!!! What the hell are you going to do with them???
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One of nature's strangest looking plants 7 comments
reallyfunatparties · 9 years ago
Well, it damn sure doesn't grow next to Honey Boo Boo's house!
Piano player 5 comments
reallyfunatparties · 9 years ago
Just today I was on my way home on the airport at Malta and it had a piano in the middle of the waiting area. Some woman, who was also waiting for her flight played on it but I'm pretty sure she didn't wear sunglasses :D
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And they have adorable faces! 3 comments
reallyfunatparties · 9 years ago
Don't even lie to me, everyone has thought that at one point, stoned or not!
A giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes 13 comments
reallyfunatparties · 9 years ago
It is available at many airports, although I have only seen it at European ones
I want her job so much 3 comments
reallyfunatparties · 9 years ago
I'm pretty sure I don't want her
German trains 5 comments
reallyfunatparties · 9 years ago
I think it's quite funny that everyone believes German train schedules are perfect but apparently you are unaware that for Germans the train system is the anti-Christ of punctuality, reliability and niceness!
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Still one of the best tweets I've seen. 4 comments
reallyfunatparties · 9 years ago
Clown business is tough, guys!
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And to you. And to the floor. And to the employees. And to each and every movie one by one 5 comments
reallyfunatparties · 9 years ago
You are right: I don't. I tried to humorously present, that this is not the American way to spell aisle but in my attempt to do so I based my statement on pure assumptions, utilized to be funny. That was incorrect.
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How ironic 6 comments
reallyfunatparties · 9 years ago
Can't decide what's weirder: the dead guy having in his will, that this should be on his grave or the relatives choosing this one voluntarily
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Never thought about that 5 comments
reallyfunatparties · 9 years ago
He is absolutely right!
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