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*The-med-student-no-one-likes-talking-to-because-of-exactly-this mode on* *Clearing throat* There will always be remnants of the hymen.

As I can't tell it himself (because that would be too cheesy for him too handle ;) ) I will tell you folks: This is my boyfriend and me in a nutshell. Apart from me whooping his ass in video games, that sadly only happens on rare occasions... I don't want to brag or anything, I don't want to say "look at my amazing relationship" I just wanted to share because it makes me very happy. But don't worry people, all of this cones at the price of 700 km between us.

*Reads the title* *Immediate panty-drop*

I personally prefer "The Olympic Ski Jumper" as peeing position. My butt will never touch the toilet seat of a public bathroom.

No way, we have the exact same one! I had no idea we have art as exquisite as that in the house!

*Jerry voice* Newman!

This is the first post I've actually and honestly laughed out loud at in a long time!

I have to know!!! What the hell are you going to do with them???

Don't even lie to me, everyone has thought that at one point, stoned or not!

I'm pretty sure I don't want her

I think it's quite funny that everyone believes German train schedules are perfect but apparently you are unaware that for Germans the train system is the anti-Christ of punctuality, reliability and niceness!

Clown business is tough, guys!

Can't decide what's weirder: the dead guy having in his will, that this should be on his grave or the relatives choosing this one voluntarily

He is absolutely right!