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How to protect yourself against the wild 13 comments
redballoon · 3 years ago
What if I use my aquaman-like lung capacity to submerge and swim away? Will they follow?
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I love Chris Pratt 3 comments
redballoon · 3 years ago
Why?
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Kanye never looks away... 8 comments
redballoon · 4 years ago
No idea, Can't see the face... Maybe!
Kanye never looks away... 8 comments
redballoon · 4 years ago
Say what you want about Kanye and believe me, I don't respect the guy, but it's a huge turn on when a man is confident enough to look me straight in the eyes like that.
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How Vegas is advertised to Londoners 9 comments
redballoon · 4 years ago
Kindly explain to us Americans what RP means please... I've heard this term before but it wasn't appropriate to ask at the time, so I am curious.
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Grammar schooled 8 comments
redballoon · 4 years ago
It bugs me even more that his jacket is 3 sizes too small
Doctors lying on the floor after a 32-hour brain operation 28 comments
redballoon · 4 years ago
I'm gonna suggest fakery at the absence of blood on gloves and clothes... Doesn't change the fact that doctors accomplishing these procedures are BAMFs
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Useful advice from a police officer 32 comments
redballoon · 4 years ago
Throw the knife?
Midgets too 63 comments
redballoon · 4 years ago
We are not short... We're fun-sized!
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I don't mind people like that, but he's such an a**hole about it 11 comments
redballoon · 5 years ago
Solving a rubix cube doesn't prove you're smart. It's a logarithm, any of you can learn it (look it up!), practice the hand/eye coordination and be able to do it faster if not quicker!
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Exploded Water Hose + Subzero Temp 7 comments
redballoon · 5 years ago
So is it a good thing that it froze? Or is it worst now that it froze? ...either way it's impressive.
Practicing calligraphy 5 comments
redballoon · 5 years ago
Well...with that talent...if he adds a please I may just say yes...
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An Australian newspaper congratulates Benedict Cumberbatch on his engagement 17 comments
redballoon · 5 years ago
Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch...and I lost it...
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The second bucket is what gets me 12 comments
redballoon · 5 years ago
What? Something in Russia is corrupt? Noooo! I just won't believe it...
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Don't be that guy 64 comments
redballoon · 5 years ago
All you see is them bringing your soda. How do you explain the table and room getting cleaned? How do you think the food gets to the buffet?
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My friends costume from last halloween 14 comments
redballoon · 5 years ago
Agreed, still can't tell if it's really a dude or a chick....
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It really bothers me 14 comments
redballoon · 5 years ago
*raises mug of beer* To the perpetuation of a stereotype, cheers. *bald eagles take flight*
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Littering says a lot about you 11 comments
redballoon · 5 years ago
Idk about you guys...but I feel like when "dipstick" gets thrown out, shit just got real.
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Man of the house 5 comments
redballoon · 5 years ago
I am groot!
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Dat Face 20 comments
redballoon · 5 years ago
I came here to say this... foxes CAN be domesticated...just takes a little effort!
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Central Park from above 7 comments
redballoon · 5 years ago
That must be why they call it 'central' park!! As someone who has never been to NY I sincerely mean that.
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Oops... 4 comments
redballoon · 5 years ago
I sincerely think that's the best part of the gif.
This is what $40m in seized cash looks like 12 comments
redballoon · 5 years ago
And, how much cash fits inside of him?
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I say, more bubbles 9 comments
redballoon · 5 years ago
Plot twist: This is a taxidermist preparing his next project.
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