Cows don't get a fucking choice, unlike the unlucky few who cannot feel comfortable in their own bodies.

Why is oil and gas on the same side as activists?

It's partly based on the the mostly plausible theory that people are pokemon. However diverged from 'true pokemon' through evolution (Darwin's theories). And becuae all pokemon lay eggs, it makes sense that people would lay eggs too.

Isn't it the largest flying bird, I'm pretty sure the Elephant bird was bigger?

Gold but no green, smdh.

Toorak is an infamously posh suburb in Melbourne Australia. It's where the people that put their money in off shore accounts, then complain about the homeless being louses upon society live; in case you couldn't tell.

One...

Polished car my rear, that's a mirror on wheels

Palashintas for the win

You do realise I intend steal this

Is this Eurovision?

The future is the world's greatest horror

Don't do my boi Kevin like that.

The woe hit me hard in this one

Why is he so angry? What did the other pumpkin do to deserve it? Find out tonight on Pumpkins, only on HBO.

mlem

That icecream looks so perfect, I feel like asking you found with subs or dubs on.

Face the Raven

USA: We love democracy!
Also USA: Haha sorry, we meant OUR democracy. What other countries choose isn't right.