What a spaz.

Did you know that everything the janitor says is unscripted? He was only supposed to be there for one season. But the producers liked him so much he was offered a long term contract. The directors told him to just say whatever feels right!

Wtf

Win

Johnny Depp :D

I used to wonder why everyone ignored us but it's because we aren't attention whores. No one likes the quiet girls anymore.

Surprise!

I fell asleep in class and I had that dream... Suffice to say I had detention for the rest of the week.

Fake.

Marriage for everyone!

The print is too blurry and small to read on my iPod... What does it say?

Slightly morbid but ok.

Police! PUT DOWN YOUR ROOTY-TOOTY POINT AND SHOOTY OR WE'LL SHOOT!

What an ass.

Caligula was insane.

Castle! (=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ

@yourfavoriteguest hmm. You're kind of an asshole aren't you?

Then you sit on it and refuse to move.