American/British translation guide

My vocabulary just got a bit more awesome, yess.

Most of the English things are wrong I know that because I am engilsh

Police! PUT DOWN YOUR ROOTY-TOOTY POINT AND SHOOTY OR WE'LL SHOOT!

They also don't pronounce the word vitamins like we do. They used the short i sound in the beginning

And now for the Aussie version:
Cookie/biscuit (depends on what kind)
Trolley
Crap catcher (nah it's a nappy)
Torch
Windscreen wipers
Face
Chips
Chips as well
Blueberry pancakes
Pen/biro
Icy-pole
Gun

IM GOING TO GET MY ROOTY-TOOTY POINT AND SHOOTY AND SHOOT YOU RIGHT IN THE SLAPPY HAM

slappy ham