The school system is outdated. It was meant to teach kids to listen to, and follow instructions, not learn. It was preparing people for factory jobs, which aren't as relevant now.

'The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do'
'Why are you late, the bell already rang'

They've managed to turn some scientists, and made them invent 50000 proof sunblock.

That would be a reason there, because you exhale Co2, not air.

Also, the depth of the prints, and by some slight changes of shape.

Yeah, dildos are expensive.

At least someone saw the underlying comedy in my comment.

What if they tried making a robot, or system of robots with advanced AI systems, to try to clear pollution? The obvious thing to happen would be the computers realize the cause of pollution is humans, meaning that to do their job, and clean, they need to wipe out humans.

Honestly, the reason AIs will be the downfall of the human race is because of idiots who don't even think about making safeguards because they think that the movies are just fake childish stories. People love them so much because they are plausible and just a few mistakes could make any one of them reality. You sure you want to make all your shit bluetooth and wifi connected? Oh yeah get that ID chip in your arm, it'll make it a lot easier for the AI to find you. Yeah, I sound retarded here, but it really isn't that dumb.

It usually ends up a pain in the ass though. Also, gay people are fucking assholes.

Okay, 20x more than the average business man's paycheck.
Basically, no one on this site would be able to afford it, and still be able to pay bills.

Well, I mean, everyone knows that Magikarp evolves into Gyarados. It's like common knowledge. It's also about two feet tall, so every Magikarp is bigger than your torso.

20x more than your paycheck probably.

If a door is locked and you cannot get in, chances are, it isn't your house, and it's probably illegal. Not telling you not to break in, because I don't really give a shit what you do, just pointing out the obvious.