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Leather gloves makes everything cooler 15 comments
ridethetorpedo · 10 years ago
Everything looks cooler when you're wearing gloves, or yes more evil, but still cooler.
*Boop* 7 comments
ridethetorpedo · 10 years ago
Is that how dolphins say, "how you doin'?"
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Pepsi and Coca Cola ad war 16 comments
ridethetorpedo · 10 years ago
Legen(wait for it)dary response from coca-cola there!!
Putting the FUN in FUNeral 3 comments
ridethetorpedo · 10 years ago
My god, that is so simple yet such brilliance! I think all funeral directors should do this. You know just in case.
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How I met your mother is basically just a remake of friends 26 comments
ridethetorpedo · 10 years ago
Seen both and friends is too girly, whereas himym is by far tailored to both sexes. Sure they have similar baselines, but you can do that with so many shows and movies.. Umm let me think umm good guy defeats bad guy and gets the girl. Palease!
The truth about me 53 comments
ridethetorpedo · 10 years ago
Sharing is caring.
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Notice it yet? Simpsons 7 comments
ridethetorpedo · 10 years ago
Who cares, what are you a new form of Nazi? The internet now has cartoon Nazis!
This dude is a badass! 7 comments
ridethetorpedo · 10 years ago
I almost believed this originally, but the I realised that radiation can in fact go round corners.
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How to make your own cooler air conditioner 7 comments
ridethetorpedo · 10 years ago
And then you get legionnaires disease.
Old pope vs. New pope 12 comments
ridethetorpedo · 10 years ago
I'm no Catholic, bit the new Pope looks to be the best thing since Jesus for catholism.
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Dangerous weapon 30 comments
ridethetorpedo · 10 years ago
Roundhouse
Touching feels 26 comments
ridethetorpedo · 10 years ago
You should've donated the money if you didn't want it and clearly your parents don't need it. It would've made you feel a million times better.
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Humans Did Not Evolve From Monkeys 56 comments
ridethetorpedo · 10 years ago
Is it just me or did no one else notice that the first picture in the timeline is what appears to be a monkey? If that's the case then at some point we did evolve from monkeys, just a prehistoric type.
My transformation in the last 3 years 44 comments
ridethetorpedo · 10 years ago
Seriously, if you're going to try and "rib" someone, probably best you learn how to spell sphincter first, dumbass.
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My transformation in the last 3 years 44 comments
ridethetorpedo · 10 years ago
So you still have caterpillars for eyebrows, took a better quality photo, smiled, showed your eye colour and let your hair down, amongst many more things I'm sure. Whoop-de-fucken-do! Get real and actually do something important with your life, that will make you feel better.
Male friends 8 comments
ridethetorpedo · 10 years ago
I wish that this is how I'd see my girlfriend
It can be done 14 comments
ridethetorpedo · 10 years ago
The phototshop skills are high with this one.