Wait no I messed up. I thought it was “true secret is.... nothing”. I’d say the satirical answer would just be “not to die”

Seeing as to how short it is and there’s a blank space after, I presume the answer is n o t h i n g

Where’s the cookie, 1_puma?

Up on the mountain I see down below
It's easy to lose yourself I know
Can't hear what you're shouting
I'm deaf to your show
It's easy to lose your self control
.
(Chorus)

Life just sucks when all you know is the bottom
It's not your choice there's no escaping it
Get up and run as far as you can
Head to higher ground while there's a chance to live
(Chorus)
Don't run away
Up on the mountain I see down below
It's easy to lose yourself I know
Can't hear what you're shouting
I'm deaf to your show
It's easy to lose your self control
Everybody gets high
Everybody gets low
Life can be such overdose
Up on the mountain I see down below
It's easy to lose yourself I know
In the in between
.
Life's so dark when every day is a struggle
Why go out and see the world on fire
Don't let your mindset become what controls you
Speak right now and make the choice to grow
(Chorus)
.
I won't let pain get in my way
I can't have silence claiming me
We have strength in numbers strength in numbers to get us through the day
No compromises to be made
This is a war we're gonna win
We have strength in numbers strength in numbers to get us through the day

Yeah that’s true. I can just blast death metal from my laptop without worrying about disturbing others. Much easier to study that way

Well this room is a single bed room, unlike the previous one I was in (same university, just a different hostel) and I have an attached bathroom rather than a community bathroom. I haven’t “personalised” this room yet because I don’t know when I might go home. Till then the only downside of staying here is that we can’t have food delivered within University gates (either go to the gate and get it or don’t get it at all) and our mess hall is the only option for food (not always satisfactory taste). Other than that I don’t really mind being here

They’re definitely one of the best

People have died because of it due to lack of safety precautions?

Ah, a man of culture, I see

Well that sucks. At least you’re staying safe. My father didn’t take it serious enough and, well, he didn’t exactly enjoy his time with the virus

Is this a joke? I thought guests were banned...