I'm a laptop gamer with a controller. I game on all 3 (toilet for when I'm playing super hexagon during a tight shit)

Why have I been cursed to see this? What crime have I commited? Which of my sins was bad enough to make me see this?

Holmes

I still have my Wii and just recently beat the table tennis champion in Wii sports resort, thus gaining me the fabled slipper paddle. I even have a Ben 10 vilgax attacks game on it, but sadly no functioning nunchucks and no original ones available on the local market.

My mother usually takes a soft drink that's gone flat for a few days and puts it in a 1.5 liter bottle. She cuts the top half off and tapes it back on inverted. That way flies just go for the drink and drown in it

Seems whoever gave him his "mystic reading" forgot to inform him his soulmate is going to be a pet rock

And it only got worse

Reminds me of a time I basically had a lavender scent overdose.
I went to a convenience store to get a mosquito repellent refill. They didn't have any 2-packs, so I had to buy a single pack one, but even that had a catch: it was fragrant, and the fragrance of course, was lavender. I didn't think too much of it and picked it up. I needed a box of tissues as well, so I grabbed the longest box available and brought it back to my tiny room that I share with a roommate. I get back, plug in the mosquito repellent device, and go to sleep. I wake up the next morning and it feels like I'm sitting in the middle of a lavender field. We keep the device at full power when we sleep, but because the previous refills were all odourless, we didn't really notice how powerful the device was, so we immediately turned it off. We both reach for the newly bought tissues since our noses are running now, but even then the lavender smell didn't stop.

Well, Olympic strongman look it is

Got my second dose just a few days ago, no side effects after either dose, and now my family thinks I got some defunct vaccine.

Ice cream Sandwich, but only the half chocolate half vanilla one

Death

My cousins and I usually pick someone from the Bowser side, team up, then call ourselves the Bowser clan

Tom's political songs are usually just one off songs for me, as in I listen to them once and after they seem too boring to listen to again, but these songs are always great. They really put things into perspective, especially for people who are going through such issues and act as a sort of warning for people who haven't yet gone down such a road. That's why Sober and castles are easily my favourites of his.

Dry heat is definitely better, but that doesn't mean it's good. I've lived in both humid heat and dry heat and the only difference is that you don't sweat as much in dry heat

That's exactly what it feels like. I can barely get 60 FPS in rainbow six siege, but I can always boot up the map faster than anyone else