What kind of dip has chicken in it? Are you supposed to scoop up the chicken with nachos too to make it a full meal rather than a snack?

He's got some kind of wisdom for me, and I am not leaving without it.

China, after having an official tweet this:
"We did it boys! We've convinced the whole world we're the good guys"

Why not make it a small TV stand so it can be used with the product it packaged, regardless of whether the owners own a pet or not?

Obviously the mistake here was that he didn't give his beer to anyone to hold, or else he easily would've jumped it

What context could there possibly be for me to be a relevant meme to the past Spanish audience?

You look awful big for a 20 year old tree, but then again, I don't know much about trees.
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Jokes aside, happy birthday!

When you play the game of thrones, you win or You could send me the details of the day. There is no middle ground

Well? Do you feel safe?

Making the government drones ours does not make us better than the government

My dignity

100% and only 65 C? Amateur. Before I had my laptop's vents and fans cleaned out I hit 100 C at only 80% usage. Now that it's cleaned, I now hit a maximum of 90 C and my keyboard no longer heats up to the point where I can't even touch it (but it does heat up enough to be annoying).

Looks somewhat like Farquad if his face wasn't so square

A chocolate lover's dream! Exceptional cake!

All depends on which major you choose. I'm in mechanical engineering and I have 2 days to submit 12 lab reports and 2 assignments