The scratches on that scale look like the turtle is covered in cobwebs

I only ever got the role of narrator because my physical appearance didn’t match that of any character so I’d just sit on the side, out of the audience’s view, holding a microphone and just reading off the script while everyone else was having difficulties remembering their lines

Trying my best with my i7 4th gen laptop on GTX 860M and 16 GB RAM. For now it can still run most games, but in the near future, I fear I may not see 60 FPS again

Thanks! I hate it.

I thought there was some kind of pun here with the hella but I guess not. Also I’m pretty sure that much quantity of water would be enough for a whole inactive day

At least they gave you protective gear. My dad works in finance and in the first few weeks of the pandemic he contracted it from his office because no safety precautions were taken. At least the company made up for it with a gift basket of notable stuff and a month of work-at-home

Happened a lot in Saudi Arabia but the next brother was to become the king. The current king is the last of the brothers so now the next son is to be crowned. The only problem is they can’t decide which of the brothers’ oldest son will become king, so once the current king passes, the country is going to be in serious political unrest.

These chairs ARE my family

If he could develop the “selfish stud” stereotype that the Human Torch is, then definitely

Thanks Judith Hope! I hate it.

That thing looks like it just had explosive diarrhoea made child friendly by replacing it with a poorly drawn explosion animation. Thanks @happy_frog !

One of the many pros of PC; my favourite being able to pirate games.

Tourist visiting the best and safest parts of the country vs resident living in the worst part of the country for years

I usually keep my phone and keys in one pocket and everything else in my other pocket. If I keep my comb with my phone I’ll just end up with a scratched screen or a distorted cover