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KND 10 comments
rita · 9 years ago
Nice hump.
That Cat be like "Help Me" 5 comments
rita · 9 years ago
Aww.
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*sighs* if only 6 comments
rita · 9 years ago
I wish.
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The 7 Stages of Not Sleeping at Night 9 comments
rita · 9 years ago
There's no better way to explain it. This is 100% accurate for me.
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Or the women who drinks gasoline 26 comments
rita · 9 years ago
Or the lady who shoves baby powder up her nose.
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Taylor swift nudes 19 comments
rita · 9 years ago
This is freaking me out.
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Fast and Furious 2 comments
rita · 9 years ago
I used to have one of those TV VCR combos it was great until it started eating the tapes!
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My job only exists to perpetuate people being lazy 17 comments
rita · 9 years ago
I thought some kids were joking around when one kid said "what's a pear?" I laughed because it reminded me of "Its always sunny". Or one kid said blood oranges were poisonous and freaked out a bunch of kids, then no one wanted to try them.
My job only exists to perpetuate people being lazy 17 comments
rita · 9 years ago
I do the same thing, at a school though. Some kids love it others are like "eww, what is that?"
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Beyoncé - Die With You (She Wrote This For Jay. Their Anniversary Was Yesterday - April 4) 6 comments
rita · 9 years ago
That's my parents anniversary too.
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Humans will pay for this 5 comments
rita · 9 years ago
I'd be afraid to let that cat back inside!
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We also like to be the little spoon! 24 comments
rita · 9 years ago
If only I weren't forever alone...
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Tinder compilation #2 6 comments
rita · 9 years ago
Nope. I will never get one. My brother has one and if he sees me in there I'm going to die of embarrassment.
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When I finally die 5 comments
rita · 9 years ago
One can only hope! I would love to see my old man dog again. I miss him. : (
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I don't know what to do 29 comments
rita · 9 years ago
Kids do the weirdest things. I work at an elementary school and I constantly have to tell them to stop touching each other.
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Did you said unlimited juice? 4 comments
rita · 9 years ago
Too funny! This is usually me since I'm the youngest, I get to be the designated driver.
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Music shows the truth 33 comments
rita · 9 years ago
"Gentle on my mind" by The Band Perry. I can listen to it over and over.
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The Chair 13 comments
rita · 9 years ago
I have a little bench. I try to clear it every weekend but somehow it's still a big pile.
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Maybe a new breed of cat? 10 comments
rita · 9 years ago
Hahahahaha I love that commercial!
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Sneak Attack!!! 13 comments
rita · 9 years ago
Yikes! Right in the face.
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The Nanny was the best 5 comments
rita · 9 years ago
The Nanny
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How to get a girl 7 comments
rita · 9 years ago
Oh yeah. That's the stuff.
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Wear yellow for Seth! 10 comments
rita · 9 years ago
He is so adorable. Those little cheeks!
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When I meet a girl 8 comments
rita · 9 years ago
Awww, flours. How thoughtful.
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Bieber gets Roasted 18 comments
rita · 9 years ago
Comedy Central. I don't know the time but they'll probably play it over and over.
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