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The struggle 4 comments
rita · 9 years ago
Yep. I know how that goes.
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Just waiting for the water to get warm 2 comments
rita · 9 years ago
I do this every time. You'd think I'd learn by now.
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Mexican kit 8 comments
rita · 9 years ago
Its true. My mom puts Vick's on everything. She's like the Dad from " my big fat Greek wedding."
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I once cried over the fact that my fiancé wouldn't help me find my yoga pants 21 comments
rita · 9 years ago
I cried over a grocery store commercial. I just couldn't stop crying. It wasn't even sad, they just had a sale on chicken or something.
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Can i be in a harry potter movie? I'd like this to happen to me 18 comments
rita · 9 years ago
That girl with the red hair is so beautiful. I wish I had her hair.
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It wasn't lava! It's pozole 4 comments
rita · 9 years ago
Yes! Pozole!!
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I laughed 3 comments
rita · 9 years ago
That's what I need to do. : (
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What do you think? 16 comments
rita · 9 years ago
No.
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6: Want to have a roll in the hay 7 comments
rita · 9 years ago
"Its pronounced I-gor."
I can't believe someone actually got this as a tattoo 8 comments
rita · 9 years ago
So classy.
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The menacing look of Nick Offerman 8 comments
rita · 9 years ago
He's so handsome!
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From A Dog's Perspective 10 comments
rita · 9 years ago
The last two made me cry. : (
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The only sensible way to have sex: 6 comments
rita · 9 years ago
Hahahahahahahahaha
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Don't underestimate my powers 4 comments
rita · 9 years ago
Well, damn Jackie!
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I've grown to hate cameras 5 comments
rita · 9 years ago
Exactly why I don't take photos of myself.
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This scene 4 comments
rita · 9 years ago
I've been looking for an episode..where Juliet is out and they give Lassie a new partner to train and she's a feisty older lady. I can't remember what season or episode it is.
Over-enthusiastic sink 17 comments
rita · 9 years ago
That's happened to our faucet after my dad "fixed" it. He tested it and it was so strong it knocked the cup out his hand.
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Honest trailer pokes fun on almost everything in Furious 7 1 comments
rita · 9 years ago
I thought it was cheesy but I still cried at the end of the movie.
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Got a number on Tinder 5 comments
rita · 9 years ago
I think we have the same phone. The top bar and bottom buttons are the same as mine.
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Simple Bear Costume + Brown T-shirt = Awesome 7 comments
rita · 9 years ago
First thing I'm doing once I have kids!
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Nacho libre! 4 comments
rita · 9 years ago
Get that corn out of my face!
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Here is a whole bunch of happiness to help you through the week 15 comments
rita · 9 years ago
Her teeth are perfect!
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Cute af 10 comments
rita · 9 years ago
I usually feel like Phoebe on that episode of Friends when she wanted to stay sick because she sang better.
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Wasn't sure which meme to use which shows my reaction well 15 comments
rita · 9 years ago
I'd be fine with that. If he's that happy to see me I have no problem with it.
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When a 50+ man on Match is interested in women 18-24 43 comments
rita · 9 years ago
Hahahahahahahahaha good one!
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