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Beatdown deathcore 6 comments
rita · 8 years ago
When I have my Zac Brown Band cd playing in my car and my friends tell me they hate "country" music....
Life goals 6 comments
rita · 8 years ago
I always answer "I'll let my husband decide" because it'll be a miracle if I ever get married..
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Kids are so precious! 9 comments
rita · 8 years ago
Yeah, some can be snotty, I forgot about the incident I had on Friday, this kid was trying to cut the line and he got mad when my co-worker caught him so he threw his milk carton at us and I had milk all over my pants and shoes for the rest of the day.
Kids are so precious! 9 comments
rita · 8 years ago
Whaaaat?! I work at elementary school and I love those little guys. The way they interpret your words exactly or completely opposite of what you mean is hysterical every time, they're just babies experiencing everything for the first time, a little patience goes a long way.
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Don't put too much rice in the pot 6 comments
rita · 8 years ago
"Everybody loves rice! 5 lbs each!'"
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This girl knows what she wants out of life 8 comments
rita · 8 years ago
I keep a bag of cheese curls in my car... For emergencies!
You have one job... And you nailed it 4 comments
rita · 8 years ago
Ham-boning!
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Mount Rushmore before the Carving 2 comments
rita · 8 years ago
I want to go see that so badly!
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Going through a breakup? 5 comments
rita · 8 years ago
I wish it was that easy though
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John Lennon sniffing Coke 8 comments
rita · 8 years ago
"Who's that little old man?"
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When you get a pet 10 comments
rita · 8 years ago
So true. My back yard is a wreck, I find different things chewed up everyday, my car is full of dog hair and I spend more money on the dogs than on myself but I would never give them up!
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Texting bae 2 comments
rita · 8 years ago
Tell me about it. It's been two weeks since we've talked, I lost hope.
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Best response ever 17 comments
rita · 8 years ago
They're real and they're spectacular
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Apple comp 29 comments
rita · 8 years ago
I switched from android to iPhone and my cousins husband called me a traitor!
I like both, they get the job done,but the iPhone was on sale so that's what I bought.
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Education cuts aftermath 14 comments
rita · 8 years ago
It's like a game of "mad gab"
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Bedtime for cutie 18 comments
rita · 8 years ago
That's so sweet
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Ain`t even mad 2 comments
rita · 8 years ago
"Don't prete someone else did that."
Hahahaha
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New redneck shirt 5 comments
rita · 8 years ago
So classy
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Every song from 2007 12 comments
rita · 8 years ago
I graduated high school in 2007. So yeah every time I hear a song I think back "oh yeah, this song reminds me of high school" then it turns into "ugh, this song reminds me of high school."
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Ticket for 1 please 9 comments
rita · 8 years ago
If you were my kids I'd punish you.
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when you see it 37 comments
rita · 8 years ago
Why did I click on it!!! Thanks a lot.
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im already so stressed 6 comments
rita · 8 years ago
Did this today at work. And I had written it down but it still didn't work. So annoying
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Brace yourselves, feels are coming 31 comments
rita · 8 years ago
I didn't get passed the dog one, our dog got an over once. He survived luckily with a few cuts and scrapes but we were all scared after that!
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Heavy metal 5 comments
rita · 8 years ago
That's what my neighbor does but he doesn't do it often so we never complain.
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