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Every time my friend tries to show me something from facebook 5 comments
rita · 11 years ago
Pineapple Express.
"you was roofless"
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Family portrait 4 comments
rita · 11 years ago
Cutest thing I've ever seen in my life!
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Everytime 6 comments
rita · 11 years ago
The one time I took a day off of work some one cussed out the manager and made a huge scene and quit. Every other day nothing happens.
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The working world 1 comments
rita · 11 years ago
"They pay you less than you're worth and just enough to keep you coming back for more."
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This is a giant pile of wieners 7 comments
rita · 11 years ago
I don't think I've ever seen such shiny coats!
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2014 Style 8 comments
rita · 11 years ago
Walmart?
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Popular 10 comments
rita · 11 years ago
And don't forget to smile!
Periods be like 25 comments
rita · 11 years ago
I cried today when a Kenny Rodgers song came on the radio, it made me remember when I was little and my mom used to play it all the time.
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It's the little things that make your day 2 comments
rita · 11 years ago
My brother bought p90x DVDs and later he was refunded because they were bootleg. That was pretty nice.
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OCD and breakup 12 comments
rita · 11 years ago
Awww
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This may be my favorite commercial 4 comments
rita · 11 years ago
I love this guy.
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We'd kick their A$$ 10 comments
rita · 11 years ago
Amazing!
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Eye jokes 17 comments
rita · 11 years ago
So creepy.
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When I'm pooping and water splashes directly up my b*tthole 5 comments
rita · 11 years ago
Where is this from? A talk show audience?
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Rap poems 12 comments
rita · 11 years ago
What about "Mind your business lady!" - DMX. That's my favorite.
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Attracted to intelligence 11 comments
rita · 11 years ago
"The woman, woman!"
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I don't want you to starve 11 comments
rita · 11 years ago
At least that rodent is whole. The cat that used to live in my aunts yard would leave mouse parts on her door step.
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Life always has the last word 6 comments
rita · 11 years ago
Yeah its all good until you get a letter from the DMV saying the dealer messed up your car registration!!
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Ingenious advertising campaign by Colgate 13 comments
rita · 11 years ago
I missed every one of them . I couldn't stop looking at the teeth!
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Motherf*cking audi 11 comments
rita · 11 years ago
Wow
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They say young drivers are bad 19 comments
rita · 11 years ago
Yeah, every couple years even for people who aren't elderly. My brother just got his car sideswiped by an on coming car. And of course they kept going. We all could use an update on driving rules.
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Why 18 comments
rita · 11 years ago
That's how I lure my dogs outside otherwise those little punks pee inside. They refuse to go outside when its cold.
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Right? 5 comments
rita · 11 years ago
I wish all the national parks had free admission during the govt shut down.
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That's the way you do it 13 comments
rita · 11 years ago
Clarinets! I dropped mine a couple times and that's the most action it got, I never thought of it as a weapon.
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