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Cause all men will stop paying child support 52 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Because he’s the one that voted she doesn’t get a choice.
And, he could decided not to have sex with someone he doesn’t want to raise a child with.
Truth in reporting, please 12 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Ah yes, the difference between utterly unrealistic and affordable. I’m glad they clarified.
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Self destruction: 100 7 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Ouch
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Or like food 2 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
@lady_deadpool did you play qonqr?
I know where my Dad hides his p*rn 26 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Wow. That really hit home for me. I feel ya brother.
Difference between multi-millionaires and a multi-billionaire (Monaco GP) 10 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Most of those boats have a full crew.
The Amorphopallus Titanium blooms once every 40 years for 4 days and is one of the 4 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Actually, it blooms 24-48 hours every two-ten years.
But it is amazing.
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Twitter will ban him soon 43 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Specifically, the remove the clitoris. In some practices they also sew the labia closed so no only is sex not especially good, it’s downright painful. Oh and they wait until the girl is 13, so she’s fully aware of the horror.
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What the heck is GTA? 3 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
I play this game too!
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US Army is getting absolutely plummeted. Who thought this tweet was a good idea? 12 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
There’s some study that suggests that folks who develop PTSD have a deficiency in the chemical process that promotes homeostasis in the brain. during a traumatic event the brain creates a number of chemicals to get you through the event, and then when the stress is over, it produces chemicals to help return to homeostasis. So, some folks have difficulty (chemically speaking) returning to homeostasis, thus their brain is still in a traumatic state much longer cause a greater stress response.
Just a title 12 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
I once had a near knock down drag out with my toddler about the amount of Cheerios in the bowl. I kept telling him there wasn’t enough time (we were trying to leave the house) for him to eat any more than what I gave him. Finally it comes out that there were too many Cheerios in the bowl. Omg. Too. Many. Cheerios. In. The. Bowl. I can’t eat any of them because I can’t eat them all...
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Losing faith in humanity. One social issue at a time 8 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
It doesn’t matter if they were trying to meet a diversity quota, they can’t discriminate on the basis of sex.
Maybe he thought he was more qualified, but he wasn’t. And maybe, he had better academics, but not better soft skills.
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Prison cell in Denmark’s new maximum security prison 11 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Well, it’s time to go comment crime in Denmark.
Awnn the police 4 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Might be believable if it was in the US. But I suspect that really end with something mundane, like “locked her in a cell,” or “took her mug shot and prints.”
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Leaning building 2:electric boogaloo 11 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Yep. That ^
Leaning building 2:electric boogaloo 11 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Probably meant Alabama. They just regressed a little further with latest ban.
Matt watson 4 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Gremlins
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Old time! 6 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Do you know that having an MBA earns the same relative pay today as a BA in the 90s?
So people who went to college in the 80/90s paid a lot less for school and earned a lot more money at the jobs they got with that education.
To be clear, I went to college in the 90s and again recently. The education I got in my second degree was not 10 times the value of the one I got in the 90s. The teachers aren’t earning 10 (or even 5) times what they were 20 years ago and the pay a degree holder earns isn’t that much better either.
I’m not a kid just out of school, I have a lot of work experience and measurable results in my work history.
I’m not saying kids these days aren’t fortunate that they are protected by labor laws, but they are affected by different pressures. Just because they don’t have walk to school in the snow, uphill (both ways) like you did, doesn’t mean that they aren’t faced with challenges that you don’t understand.
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Gamers! It is time! 11 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Humans can contract the disease if the eat the sick animal.
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Gamers! It is time! 11 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
They’ve been calling Chronic Wasting Disease the zombie disease lately. It’s related to mad cow (and is also a prion), but different. It has been discovered in a growing population of deer and elk in mid west and southern US. It attacks the brain and spine. It causes the animal to drool and stumble. And it can be transferred to humans. While it can cause muscle atrophy and fur loss, I don’t believe it can cause the mess in that photo.
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True af 15 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Sure, Walmart is intentionally disruptive. It’s not an uncommon model. In fact, I used to work for an organization that was pretty affronted when Walmart and Amazon sold the product for LESS than they purchased it for. But this tactic is so common it has a term: Loss leader. You sell an item or selection of items at a loss to get people into your marketplace where they buy other things. Keep up or fall behind. If you fall behind, you risk collapsing.
True af 15 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Netflix was a market condition that blockbuster didn’t respond to until it was too late. Their hubris shut them down.
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This makes me ...Uncomfy? 6 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
But I want it.
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The real "black hole" everyone seems to be forgetting about 3 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
Today, when searching for an object I thought I dropped into the black hole, I instead pulled out a plastic cover of some sort. I didn’t actually drop something, but an object appeared nonetheless.