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Jay z 3 comments
roanoke · 1 hour ago
Yeah. I totally just read the whole thing wondering which one of them was the famous one.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to 3 comments
roanoke · 10 hours ago
Caska!!
Froggo Fun #57 - A Stack of Froggos 6 comments
roanoke · 1 day ago
I want to like this twice.
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It's hard to stay a trillion dollar company 5 comments
roanoke · 1 day ago
I’m with ya. I don’t want to pay so much for constant replacements and I don’t like throwing fixable things away. I have an iPhone and have replaced the screen and battery. Because I’m not buying a new one as long as this one is still good.
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3D street art 5 comments
roanoke · 1 day ago
I want to hate it, but it’s actually really impressive.
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Pay him with milk 5 comments
roanoke · 2 days ago
I wish my office would hire a cat.
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Why yell in a public park about free ice cream tho 2 comments
roanoke · 2 days ago
She definitely should have given him some.
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Word 14 comments
roanoke · 2 days ago
Florida is one of 15 states with laws that allow drug testing for welfare under various conditions. I think they stopped because, like you said, cost to administer was more than saved. Stats vary from state to state but the rate of positive is generally much less than 1% (and that’s even if you count people who refused to test as positive).
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powerful 4 comments
roanoke · 2 days ago
I’m flattered, but no. Just a marketer.
It exists 5 comments
roanoke · 3 days ago
What animal is it and what do you call that cut?
powerful 4 comments
roanoke · 3 days ago
Or the number of your enemies’ hearts you’ve eaten.
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Owning a hairless cat occasionally results in nightmare material 6 comments
roanoke · 3 days ago
Omg. So hideous. I’m so jealous. I, too want these experiences.
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I think your dad is just worried you can't take care of yourself, either way 3 comments
roanoke · 3 days ago
I’m always glad to hear it like that.
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WoW.... Just WoW 5 comments
roanoke · 5 days ago
I immediately had the same question.
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Bro, what? 5 comments
roanoke · 5 days ago
For the record: am American; can interpret metric.
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AndráS Arató, also known as "Harold" from the "Hide the Pain 2 comments
roanoke · 6 days ago
He has a TEDx talk about becoming a meme. It’s pretty cool. He’s also kind of a big deal in engineering.
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Change my mind 6 comments
roanoke · 1 week ago
Well said!
Impossible 5 comments
roanoke · 1 week ago
I always bring in a can of seltzer water, but my kid and spouse go for the whole experience —popcorn, soda, candy. We figure they need the money anyway. Movies have gotten so expensive!!
This guy Dads!! 5 comments
roanoke · 1 week ago
I keep trying to imagine the person my child could become that would stop me from loving him endlessly and I simply cannot.
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Legs were up on the dashboard during a car crash 10 comments
roanoke · 1 week ago
This makes me a little sick to my stomach.
[not nearly as bad] reminds me of the time that my spouse had the elbow bursa removed and I had to pack sponges around the bone. *shudders* you aren’t supposed to be able to touch/see the bones.
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This kid knows how to get what he wants 1 comments
roanoke · 1 week ago
Already got it figured out.
But also, wtf kind of question is that?
Nah man, no college 8 comments
roanoke · 1 week ago
I paid for my first degree, 20 years ago by working and paying as I went along. It was difficult but affordable. I had to take out loans for my second (8 years ago) degree. I will be paying on that until I die... despite earning 3 times the annual salary I did during the first.
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Nah man, no college 8 comments
roanoke · 1 week ago
I think he/she is referring to the course load not being full time. Not working. You have to work full time to pay for part time classes. But grad programs require full time classes (and often full time work)
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The aliens are reproducing at an alarming rate 9 comments
roanoke · 1 week ago
Omg. So adorable. So hideous. I want one.
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Lol wow.. Wait 6 comments
roanoke · 2 weeks ago
I think we can all agree, there’s a lot of things wrong with this system.
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