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Girl power 18 comments
roanoke · 5 hours ago
You saying your girl has bad taste? ;)
(Don’t be so hard on yourself)
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I never ask them to do that 6 comments
roanoke · 23 hours ago
Yeah, apparently you get the thing free if they don’t perform the trick.
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Salty daily Snake 20 comments
roanoke · 1 day ago
I think part of it has to do with where you are in the US. I know when I lived in south Florida we thought about going to Miami like it was leaving the state. But it was only like 30 miles from where we lived. Now, I live in a rural area where the nearest grocery store is 18 miles from home. I travel 90 miles to see the doctor. But when I lived in the city I would never have driven that far.
Republicans want to sacrifice people for the economy 3 comments
roanoke · 1 day ago
Yeah, but they don’t call themselves “pro life.”
Not saying that makes it okay—just relating it to the meme.
Fishy Fun Day #46: Meme Edition 6 comments
roanoke · 3 days ago
Ever since I learned that it makes me sad every time I see one.
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Realizing depressed Hippopotamus 2 comments
roanoke · 5 days ago
I feel like, after I lost the first couple lenses inside my eye, I might switch to glasses.
Just chilling bruh 2 comments
roanoke · 1 week ago
*i want to be the nose*
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Asking the serious questions in Arizona 89 comments
roanoke · 1 week ago
It’s actually not a flu.
I know every one likes to toss that around because we have come to view the flu as no big deal. And, in comparison, you’re right, it’s not.
So let’s ignore 132,000 Americans whose lives were meaningless. Let’s ignore the fact that we are 7 months into 2020 and already profoundly more Americans have died of Covid than died of influenza (34k) in all of 2019. (Based on CDC stats). Let’s ignore that we are seeing healthy young people hospitalized for this disease. Let’s ignore that children are surfing organ failures AFTER recovering from this disease. Let’s ignore the huge percentage of people who are suffering severe neurological defects. Let’s ignore the fact that the flu doesn’t kill this many people, doesn’t cause this kind of systemic damage.
Let’s ignore all the facts.
Not mine, but too cute not to share. 11 comments
roanoke · 1 week ago
I, for sure, came here to comment about that hair.
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That job sounds kind of nasty 9 comments
roanoke · 1 week ago
@fluffydress you may want to consider seeing a different doc if you feel that way.
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The view from my aunt’s laundry room. Lares, Puerto Rico 3 comments
roanoke · 1 week ago
I wish my laundry room had a view.
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Asking the serious questions in Arizona 89 comments
roanoke · 1 week ago
There are a lot of studies flying around right now about covid. Some of the studies are well done and balanced and some of them are awful.
I read a couple of the ones regarding masks, and largely, those studies are poorly conducted. One has a sample size of 6, which is in no way statistically significant.
Unfortunately, we don’t have good data. It’s possible that masks don’t help. But it is also possible that they do. And I am much more offended by being required to wear pants (serves only modesty) than being required to wear a mask (*probably* serves public safety).
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Asking the serious questions in Arizona 89 comments
roanoke · 1 week ago
Listening to and reading the news, I’ve heard many cases of people being harassed, abused and even murdered FOR wearing masks.
From you, @famousone, is the only place I’ve heard of people being imprisoned or abused for NOT wearing a mask.
I’m not trying to say it isn’t happening. I’m just saying it’s not this huge issue we have to rally against at all costs.
I haven’t done the research, but I’m pretty sure people have been arrested and otherwise abused for not wearing pants or whatever. And that has nothing to do with health of a population, unlike wearing masks during a pandemic.
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Asking the serious questions in Arizona 89 comments
roanoke · 1 week ago
It’s not a big deal. Just wear a mask. This isn’t about rights. It’s public safety.
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He'll kick your shit in 6 comments
roanoke · 1 week ago
It’s so hideous!! I can’t stop looking at it.
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Seen on my instagram feed. From iflscience post 2 comments
roanoke · 1 week ago
No. I live in a relatively small town, and there are shops that won’t allow entry with out a mask.
Although a much larger area, the county Nashville, TN is in just mandated that all business require people to wear masks.
Free pet! 7 comments
roanoke · 1 week ago
Yeah, that feels like a perk to me.
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Anon is Vsauce 9 comments
roanoke · 1 week ago
Or maybe black women, used to being shuffled off, don’t report the crimes. And maybe, just maybe, black men or more often convicted of crimes than white men. Just saying. I know there are studies to support both of these hypotheses.
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Play this card against the exempt card 6 comments
roanoke · 2 weeks ago
Thank you for wearing a mask.
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Anon is a collector 11 comments
roanoke · 2 weeks ago
You can also use a pumice stone to wear them off as they develop so they never get to razor blade level.
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YES 5 comments
roanoke · 2 weeks ago
Rented a bounce house for mine. And a cotton candy machine. People still talk about it.
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I cant be alone 6 comments
roanoke · 2 weeks ago
Idk, I’d like to start the year over too.
We will be here waiting for your return 3 comments
roanoke · 2 weeks ago
Omg. I’ll never disrespect the tiktok and k-pop kids again. !!
And also, seriously, whatever you do for pleasure that doesn’t hurt others, let’s have more.
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I cant be alone 6 comments
roanoke · 2 weeks ago
You can’t change a habit in one day. You stumbled with a Big Mac... dust off your knees and try to make a better decision for the next meal.
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You think they’d learn to at least keep it to themselves 9 comments
roanoke · 2 weeks ago
If you haven’t listened to the video Derek Chauvin filmed of Cooper calling the police, you should. It is so disturbing. She knew exactly what she was doing. I heard it on the radio, without seeing the video and it was just so chilling.