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I do not control the speed in which Roanoke expands! 2 comments
roanoke · 21 hours ago
That caught me off guard.
Finally a routine that works 10 comments
roanoke · 1 day ago
Ooof. That’s rough.
Finally a routine that works 10 comments
roanoke · 1 day ago
Taking antihistamine before exposure helps. And getting incremental exposure is key. I usually start with 10 minutes a day in the spring for a week or two and increase it 5-10 minutes until I stop getting hives...
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He’s right though 8 comments
roanoke · 4 days ago
Don’t ask questions you don’t want answers to.
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Finally a routine that works 10 comments
roanoke · 4 days ago
Definitely a believer in the last two. Game changer, for sure. And the one about sun. Get some sun
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It's a sign! 29 comments
roanoke · 4 days ago
They know their business.
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No more fighting just love between fellow anime fans 6 comments
roanoke · 4 days ago
I love to watch the difference too. I know the fun had to mean the same thing and match the speaking, but I like to see the difference.
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Love is Love 6 comments
roanoke · 5 days ago
Except for the White’s tree frog. AKA the dumpy tree frog. The actually have get fat. They can get so fat that the chub covers up their ear spots.
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Psychologists are looking into it 1 comments
roanoke · 1 week ago
Someone has never stayed in a hotel for a long business trip. Looking like your dressing from a suitcase isn’t what most call professional.
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One of you degens uses ketchup to take pills.... Clogged 19 comments
roanoke · 1 week ago
Apparently I am solidly lawful, since I regularly use each of these methods for swallowing pills.
One of you degens uses ketchup to take pills.... Clogged 19 comments
roanoke · 1 week ago
My kid dry swallows. It freaks me out.
Also, my brother had a stroke (when he was in his 30s) and while in the hospital took up the dry swallowing. The nurse came in and gave him this pill that was about the size of a quarter and reached to give him the water and he just fucking swallowed it and we were all horrified because not only was it big it was dry and chalky. It was crazy.
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Thanks I hate flesh eating Roomba 1 comments
roanoke · 1 week ago
Better make enough dust to satisfy the roomba —lest it get hungry and decide to go directly to the source.
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Please lend me your strength 4 comments
roanoke · 1 week ago
But can you forgive yourself?
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The butt alert as seen on shark tank 7 comments
roanoke · 1 week ago
I kinda want one.
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Orwell playing both sides. 14 comments
roanoke · 1 week ago
Well, there’s a difference between declining to stock a book—I’m sure many school libraries don’t include the Kama sutra—and banning it.
But sure, if it only counts as banned if you are banned from having it, then call it what you like.
Cave water make mouth go brrrrr 2 comments
roanoke · 1 week ago
Cave water is the best.
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Father is watching 18 comments
roanoke · 1 week ago
This guy knows what’s up. I’m re-writing my will.
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Orwell playing both sides. 14 comments
roanoke · 1 week ago
Being banned in a limited capacity still limits access. If, for example, your primary access to books is through your school library, and that library has banned the book, you will have difficulty getting a copy to read.
No, it’s not totally banned, the book is still legal, but access is truncated. And that limit, that imposition on freedom of those ideas, is meaningful.
Orwell playing both sides. 14 comments
roanoke · 1 week ago
It means that it has been banned in specific places. Like it might be banned in school libraries or within certain institutions or organizations. The US government hasn’t imposed a ban.
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Try again, Alexa 35 comments
roanoke · 2 weeks ago
I have to back up @famousone here. If there are guns in the household, a child needs to be taught how to safely use and handle the gun. If they aren’t, they do things like accidentally shoot themselves/friends/family or go shoot up a school.
Those aren’t children that were taught how to use and respect dangerous life ending weapons. They aren’t children who have lived on a working farm (where the livestock is slaughtered for food) or hunted animals for food. Using a powerful weapon or tool to end a life changes the way you think about those things.
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Be sure to tip your waiter 2 comments
roanoke · 3 weeks ago
Lol. The abject horror on that poor man’s face.
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Simple but effective joke 5 comments
roanoke · 3 weeks ago
It’s wild that we are still learning new things about this. Thanks for the link.
Rip roanoke 2 comments
roanoke · 3 weeks ago
I feel like I have to comment...
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Thank you mega-corporation 11 comments
roanoke · 3 weeks ago
I got walloped by both doses too. But that just makes me all the more glad I got it—if my immune response was that serious to the vaccine, how much worse would it have been with at actual virus...
Double Dad 8 comments
roanoke · 3 weeks ago
I have a relative who learn his dad was not a genetic contributor. At 75 years old he found a whole family he never knew about (that he kinda likes better than the ones he did). It was a pretty wild ride.
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