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Poor Drac 12 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Yeah. I loathe the notion of virginity. Especially since 1 in 4 girls and 1 in 8 boys will be sexually abused by the time they reach 18.
Beside all that, studies show the millennials are are waiting longer for sex and engaging fewer partners than previous generations.
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Boys don't cry 7 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Serves them right. Adobe tried to throw their weight around and they lost a piece of the market. They put the first nail in the coffin when they refused to work with smartphones.
Sorry, I know we’re mourning here. Adobe just gets my hackles up.
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Can't and won't get over the ending 3 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
So true. I thought his ending was a little pathetic for such a carnival ride for a character arc.
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Who would like a stroopwafel? 14 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
The first time I encountered one of these the package said to set it one top of a cup of tea to warm so I did. It got warm and collapsed into my tea cup. Both were ruined. I was very sad.
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Can't and won't get over the ending 3 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
I’m not speaking in support of the ending, but I think it’s a really great plot when the characters shift from “good” to “bad” (and vice versa). It creates this interesting conflict when you love them then hate them or when you hate them then have to reconcile that they aren’t so bad.
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That's a big gun 2 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Especially since autism isn’t actually a risk of getting vaccinated.
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Smart move 6 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Not to mention, chopping down the poles they use had to have been quite the ordeal.
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Yalla halal! 5 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
I want one.
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The man and a mountain 11 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
That’s kind of an amazing memorial.
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Jerk off to this you filthy f**ks 5 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
I don’t know how to feel about this.
Science B*tch!!!! 20 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
@parisqueen you’re using the term theory colloquially. In science theory is law. Gravity is still a theory, because it is real and based on scientific law and undeniably observable phenomena.
I know it sounds like semantics, but this one of the places where we (as a population) have so much miscommunication. Scientists use the words differently and very specifically.
You will never hear a scientist say “just a theory.” (Unless they are trying to be ironic. )
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Yu yevon 8 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
By why is that kitten so sad?
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Science B*tch!!!! 20 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
The problem here is that scientists use the word “theory” differently that we use the word colloquially. In science, a theory is developed from a set of scientific laws. So, yeah, evolution is a fact. Just like the theory of gravity is a fact.
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The difference 10 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
Now I feel bad for all the times I laughed at how hideous it was.
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...Some people have too much time on their hands 7 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
Its really impressive.
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Oh, tom 11 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
I am curious as to who is interested in connecting with someone like that...
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Isn't that kinda long? 10 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
It’s just a belt right? You wear it with your shorts, right?
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Purple cum! 74 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
Me too
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Hold on there satan 5 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
My kid saw this somewhere and keeps bugging me to make hot dog water ice cubes.
Cut your ears off so you don't have to clean behind them, it's so beneficial 16 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
But... but... it doesn’t though. The WHO asserts that about 33% of the world population practices circumcision. And the highest incidence of penile cancer comes from a country that generally practices circumcision.
I’m just saying, there’s a huge amount of data, spanning both population (67% of world population) and decades, regarding uncircumcised males.
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Cut your ears off so you don't have to clean behind them, it's so beneficial 16 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
It’s not really even sort of the same thing. Not sure where you’re from, but I know that here in the US, a family has to op out of circumcision. We had to sign papers saying that we did not want them to needlessly remove a piece of sensitive tissue from our child’s genitalia for no medical reason, this causing him weeks of pain during urination, risk of infection and reduced sensitivity.
No one is stopping men from cutting up their dicks if they want to. Not really the same.
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Cut your ears off so you don't have to clean behind them, it's so beneficial 16 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
But when controlled for factors (such as fimosis and smegma) penile cancer is not actually an increased risk. The comment is accurate. Keep your business clean and you reduce the risk—whether that’s from the surgical removal of a piece of sensitive tissue or more attentive cleaning, the difference is not statistically significant.
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Great guy 4 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
But, wasn’t he the strange man following her?
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Be careful 29 comments
roanoke · 5 years ago
I don’t think she’s absolving a man who takes home a kid. I think she is just trying to point out to these girls that their actions have serious ramifications for the guys they are tricking. Like hey girls it seems like fun, but if you actually get someone to pick you up, you could be ruining his life. And let’s remember that 18 year olds aren’t known for making all the best decisions either. And yes, they are adults, they haven’t been “adults” for a full year. They still think like teenagers... oh wait they *are* still teenagers, which is probably why the teen girls appeal to them.
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