Roanoke

roanoke


— Roanoke Report User
Before you scrap an old dryer, pop off the tumblers and open the side panels with a 9 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
‘Bout to crack it open now.
3
Six-piece Chicken McNobody 5 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Such a good show.
Video games should be free bc I didn't ask to be a gamer 8 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
That was really good. :)
4
Consumption 3 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
I live in rural US and have similar issues. I have mid-rate cellar at best. If reception is good, if it’s bad I have to drive miles for reception. And there is no internet provider that brings service to my home. DSL or otherwise.
How to start your civilisation 7 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
The Georgia Guidestones. And it’s not really clear who commissioned these stones or why.
1
Video games should be free bc I didn't ask to be a gamer 8 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
* alcohol should be free because I didn’t ask to be sober.
Nice try, but no 15 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
There’s a castle In Italy with my surname (it’s not a coincidence) but I still hate it. My spouse loves it, so I have had more opportunities to try it in more styles that I could have ever desired. And yet, I still find it vulgar.
1
Apparently this is wrong to some people 1 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
I remember stopping at a gas station for coffee on my way to work (about 8 am) and watching a guy grab a 40. And I started to think, wow buddy, starting early. But as I was walking back to my car, I thought, he probably worked third shift at one of the nearby factories. So he was probably just getting off work. Like this guy.
5
Nice try, but no 15 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Agreed. Hated it before it was cool.
5
Ladies......You know who you are 5 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
These days it could also be a vape pen. And I’m not seeing the designer purse that is way out of budget.
1
Cursed_taste 13 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Omg. Actually laughed out loud at that.
13
Happy Birthday to Tu Youyou 8 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
That and Tu is her surname, so it would just be Youyou.
Speech 100 7 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
That entire exchange was weird.
2
I thought this belongs here 5 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Also, there’s a lot more risk associated with fully knocking someone out.
3
Pink-necked green pigeon (Treron vernans) - PigeonSubstance 2 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
O really had no idea there were so many different kinds of pigeons.
2
A Teacher’s contract, circa 1923 9 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
That’s comforting. I hope that it was not real.
1
Almost no nutrition value + awful taste, enjoy! 5 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Its both! (The era and the state)
10
Oh yeah 3 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
I watched in the theater shortly after it came out. The whole theater was so tense and when the end credits started rolling everyone breathed this collective sigh of relief and that made me laugh so much. Maybe it was a little apropos or ironic or whatever.
But it was a really great movie. I really liked how believable they made his descent. They took him from this mythic supernaturally made baddie, to a real human with a believable transformation. It’s a little scary.
2
Roses are red We stray further from God everyday 13 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Yeah. Pretty sure if someone gets a broken neck they’re doing it wrong.
1
She nailed it 4 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Yeah. Seriously. She doesn’t look happy but she doesn’t look sad. She’s just thinking about stuff.
3
A Teacher’s contract, circa 1923 9 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Reading this stressed me out. Also, like seriously, there’s no Mr. teachers.
I wonder who's M&M 's he stole 2 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
One of those bags doesn’t really have m&ms in it.
I had a bout of laughter because of this 2 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
You have to appreciate the effort that went into creating both the original sign and the response.
9
The longest month ever experienced 7 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Had to read that one twice. Like, what do you mean have a cocaine problem, if you’re getting nosebleeds it’s a problem... oh wait that was the rumor.
Do you get nosebleeds often? You may have a mild bleeding tendency. It’s one of the less common factors that causes nosebleeds, but I find they tend to be worse seasonally.