Take my hand, we'll make it I swear 17 comments
roanoke
· 4 years ago
Update: just showed my spouse, who read the lyrics and said, “I don’t get it, it’s a pigeon on a chair.” I asked, “do you recognize the lyrics?” “Yeah, living on a prayer”. [wrinkles eyebrows in irritated resignation] “alright.”
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I would watch it 1 comments
Tattoo under UV 3 comments
roanoke
· 4 years ago
You can get a temp design at tattly [dot] com. Or have a henna tattoo done. I’ve hear good things about tattly but haven’t tried it yet. Henna will last 1-3 weeks (depending on your skin and where you put it).
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How it happened 1 comments
roanoke
· 4 years ago
So, text aside, just focusing on the photo... that photo makes me sad for that man. Like, he’s gonna wake up from his nap and realize all his tasty pizza is ruined. And I know that’s not what the meme is about, but that’s all o think.
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That's oregano b*tch! 14 comments
My foot got chills 9 comments
roanoke
· 4 years ago
Oops. It was still the middle of the night in my time zone so I wasn’t in all my faculties. :/
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He's not wrong 7 comments
roanoke
· 4 years ago
Is it possible that we didn’t find the teachers attractive as kids, because they were so much older than we were?
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My foot got chills 9 comments
roanoke
· 4 years ago
During a demo of his new truck, he threw something at the “shatter proof”window and it broke.
BuT wItHoUt KiDs WhAt WiLl YoU dO wHeN yOu'Re 40?? 11 comments
roanoke
· 4 years ago
Also, sometimes they don’t want kids, but you accidentally have have. My spouse and I didn’t want kids, but even being careful, no method is perfect and we have a kid. We wouldn’t it change it for the world. We have a great kid. But you don’t always start out wanting one.
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Take my hand, we'll make it I swear 17 comments
roanoke
· 4 years ago
I didn’t get it, but I started singing it as soon as I started looking at it and as it became time for the last line I totally got it.
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The more you know.. 5 comments
Makes sense hey 4 comments
roanoke
· 4 years ago
I’ll take any at this point. Like I’m glad some of y’all have enough o last the rest of the year, but I’d like to make it through the month.
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I never consider myself a face-toucher until an outbreak starts 4 comments
roanoke
· 4 years ago
It’s getting serious. I actually n Ed to purchase toilet paper now. Not, like a bunch extra, but like a regular package. Just so we have some.
The "Waiting Until Payday .60 cents worth of ramen, leftover pork chop, and two 2 comments
roanoke
· 4 years ago
When I’m sick, my favorite food is ramen—with sliced carrot, onion, celery and garlic.
The truth about relationships 8 comments
Pretty please? 4 comments
roanoke
· 4 years ago
You do know that vaccines depend on your natural immune system though, right? Like the vaccine causes you to build immunity without contracting the disease?
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Pretty please? 4 comments
roanoke
· 4 years ago
I hope this pandemic helps people recognize the importance of preventing disease that can be prevented.
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Can’t unsee it 4 comments
roanoke
· 4 years ago
It’s a reference to the movie They Live. You put the glasses on to see the subliminal propaganda telling people to “consume” “reproduce” “obey” etc.
The truth about relationships 8 comments
*nervous breathing* 3 comments
roanoke
· 4 years ago
I thought I had a particular type, but my spouse (who I fell madly in love with) was not that type.
Fast forward 20 years, “type” long forgotten, and I find myself looking at this very striking model. And I can’t figure out why I find this model so attractive (because, not my “type”), when I realize the model looks a lot like my spouse... so maybe I do have a type <3
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Fast forward 20 years, “type” long forgotten, and I find myself looking at this very striking model. And I can’t figure out why I find this model so attractive (because, not my “type”), when I realize the model looks a lot like my spouse... so maybe I do have a type <3
