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Embrace all the amazing feats the human body is capable of 10 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I’m not sure why there is so much ribs-sticking-out in the photo, but I think it’s about pregnancy. A lot of women get stretch marks from pregnancy. And many women feel very self conscious about it. I think it’s just trying to remind them of the amazing thing their body did and not to be ashamed of the badge of honor imparted.
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Ragged quick Raven 6 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I’m with you. He absolutely knew what he was doing and thought it was hilarious.
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Cringe powered 6 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Is it from Sans the skeleton?
I don’t know why the two would be combined in this comic but...
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At it AGAIN 19 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I’ll be honest, I’m not crazy about the only usb-c ports thing. But it’s not a big deal. I bought the adapter on the same ticket with the machine because I knew I would want it. And, I sorta love the part where I can plug the charger in on either side. And this machine weighs less than half the one it replaced (which was 10 years old).
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Clear Lemon pie by Daria Khoroshavina 14 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
It’s mesmerizing!!
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At it AGAIN 19 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
The adapter is $20, not $70.
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Important informaton 25 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Okay, but this pancake measurement is arbitrary because the letters refer to a ratio to band size. In other words, “A” is one inch difference from the band size, “B” is two inches difference and so on. So a 36A will hold more batter than a 32A and a 36DD will hold about the same as 38D.
This is a terrible way to measure your pancake batter, it will not be consistent unless you include the band size!
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Donnie loves getting owned by the libs 4 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Union made in the USA by Workers United
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My moms been using Neosporin that expired 26 years ago 4 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Come to think of it... I probably am too.
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Welcome... to Level 2 11 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Best wishes man. You’re doing the hard work.
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That's crazy and disgusting... What's her name? 9 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
It should impact him for the same reason it impacts her. Why should she be punished if she’s doing it on her own time using her own devices?
Not saying I approve of school age people doing this sort of thing, but it isn’t related to school.
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And on the seventh day, God said: "Let there be Folgers piss water!" 15 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
The place I used to work made the worst coffee. It was so bad I did switch to tea, for almost 10 years. Then my team got our own coffee pot and started making good coffee and I started drinking it and everyone was confused because they thought I didn’t like coffee. No, I just don’t like bad coffee.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger terminates the hate 68 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Lol. You have to be born in the US to be a US president. I was saying if only he was eligible!
Arnold Schwarzenegger terminates the hate 68 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
If only he had been American born.
Demonic uneven Vulture 10 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
You should get tested if they suspect, because heart problems are associated with it.
My kid was just diagnosed. Has the long fingers too, plays piano :) can’t wear regular sized gloves...
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Demonic uneven Vulture 10 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
So are the teeth bigger to fill the space or they just have spaces or a smaller jaw?
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Demonic uneven Vulture 10 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Probably not since there are a lot of people who have limbs a little too long. I’ve been reading about Marfan Syndrome lately. One of the characteristics is basically arms too long. Specifically, it is an arm-span greater than your height.
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If she breathes 25 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I know it hurts when someone tries to shame you, especially for something you cannot help. However, rather than lashing out at another person (even though they probably deserve it) just be grateful that they have tipped their hand. Now you know that they are shallow and hurtful and you don’t have to waste your time and energy with them.
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Don’t forget the gotdam minerals, Marie 1 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Use drinkwel. That’s what it’s for.
Taxes.Zip 7 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
@cakelover not arguing your sentiment, but the old other places have it worse doesn’t mean we shouldn’t acknowledge and work to create better opportunities for those among us struggling the most.
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Oh. 7 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I thought for sure this isn’t a real story. But I guess it is...
“She explained that she was feeling depressed after her doctor told her she could never have children and wanted to know how it felt to give birth.”
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nooo 2 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I hope someone picked up that apple for this nice horse.
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Why 5 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
It’s not real though. Zoom has an attention tracking feature and that is limited.
“ attention tracking feature is off by default - once enabled, hosts can tell if participants have the App open and active when the screen-sharing feature is in use. It does not track any aspects of your audio/video or other applications on your window.”
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Spooktober: Catomet 4 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
But that’s just a regular cat?
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