You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want 2 comments
roanoke
· 3 years ago
Well, she will really be able to get into the criminals way of thinking...
Rural is more fun, actually 8 comments
roanoke
· 3 years ago
Yes! Our utility company just installed fiber for us too. Now with real internet, I don’t feel like I’m missing much.
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And???? What happened next???? 9 comments
roanoke
· 3 years ago
Also, it may not have been a laptop. And, for some Mac owners the cachet of “Mac” is more meaningful than “laptop.” So it could be either of those as well.
I call mine a laptop. Trying to call it by whatever they’ve named it makes me feel like I’m ordering a medium coffee at Starbucks...
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I call mine a laptop. Trying to call it by whatever they’ve named it makes me feel like I’m ordering a medium coffee at Starbucks...
A walk between trees 6 comments
Spells hard 2 comments
Dumbass moment 3 comments
roanoke
· 3 years ago
Looks like not a lot. Especially since most are made with detergents and wax as opposed to the old school fats. Also, you can only eat a little at a time because it is basic enough to neutralize your stomach acid. But, worst case, you can eat it along with the shoe leather if you’re starving. Bonus points if it is fancy soap with natural fats and added nutrients.
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Her car kept getting stolen so she kept this note addressed to future thieves in the 4 comments
roanoke
· 3 years ago
This is a good idea!
I had a car that was stolen so many times we had to move the ignition. We also added a chip (back when that was exciting new technology) and there was a code (like holding down the breaks when you turn the ignition). If you didn’t have the key, the chip and the code, it wouldn’t start.
It got taken out by a drunk driver.
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I had a car that was stolen so many times we had to move the ignition. We also added a chip (back when that was exciting new technology) and there was a code (like holding down the breaks when you turn the ignition). If you didn’t have the key, the chip and the code, it wouldn’t start.
It got taken out by a drunk driver.
I was in a Chinese hospital and I found the meme man himself 1 comments
roanoke
· 3 years ago
He has a great TED talk. The man is an award winning engineer. It’s pretty interesting.
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You underestimate my sleep debt! 3 comments
roanoke
· 3 years ago
I used to be that way. I never pressed snooze. My alarm went off and I woke up and turned it off.
Now... I use a lot of snooze... I miss not wanting to snooze.
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Now... I use a lot of snooze... I miss not wanting to snooze.
Rural is more fun, actually 8 comments
roanoke
· 3 years ago
I’m much happier with the part where I drive miles for McDonald’s and and simply walk into my back yard to hike miles in the woods.
(Also, my chickens like it better)
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(Also, my chickens like it better)
Big brain time 1 comments
Click clacks 4 comments
roanoke
· 3 years ago
Yes. Very well worth it. It was a whole collection. Someone put some money into it.
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Click clacks 4 comments
roanoke
· 3 years ago
It is true. I recently bought a sack of dice for $5. The listing was for “strange dice for some sort of strange board game. “ I definitely didn’t need more...
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Tylko Jedno W Głowie Mam 4 comments
That's how you get a family of cats 4 comments
roanoke
· 3 years ago
I feel this. This summer, I fostered 5 abandoned kittens. And they were all my babies and giving 1/2 of them away. My neighbors saved me and adopted some of them where I could still visit them. I still love them.
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Everyone needs to see this 5 comments
roanoke
· 3 years ago
It’s like those shopping carts with the car section for the kiddos. They only think they are steering.
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Found this on a high school classroom door 1 comments
roanoke
· 3 years ago
At my high school, someone put a toaster oven in that room (I guess) and sold personal sized pizzas and snacks. I don’t think the school liked it and occasionally stopped it.
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Deluxe 6 comments
roanoke
· 3 years ago
So, I was looking around online and I guess my idea of how much these things cost come from when I was a kid. Because they aren’t nearly as expensive as I remember them being.
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Intolerant simple fretful Capybara 3 comments
