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Wym 3 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Then What’s on first.
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Ambiguous livid complex Herring 5 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Apparently it is true. They say he very openly flaunted his promiscuity and openly supported polygamy. He had 4 wives. And ‘shocked’ US officials by expecting call girls.
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Yooooooo 2 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
It’s just floating there with glove, isn’t it? Cool trick.
It adds extra flavour 1 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
That is 100% a trick regularly employed when doing food photography. (Although usually it is to darken or solidify lines, not wholesale fabricate)
I’m sorry you’re beef. 3 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Does that mean you can’t order food?
No-fly scrawny intelligent Pony 6 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Right? Maybe if they need for your kids or something, but otherwise...
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The duality of wolf 9 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
They make little heaters you can put down inside water basins for livestock. Some place like Tractor supply could help.
It never gets old, seeing the wild animals.
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Rustling dreams 2 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
My kid sleeps in jeans almost every night.
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The way he lands this backflip 3 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I think it’s not a helmet, but a backwards baseball cap. Maybe it fell off when he tossed his head that last bit?
Girl is crocheting at a football game 1 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Can relate.
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want 2 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Well, she will really be able to get into the criminals way of thinking...
Rural is more fun, actually 8 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Yes! Our utility company just installed fiber for us too. Now with real internet, I don’t feel like I’m missing much.
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And???? What happened next???? 9 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Also, it may not have been a laptop. And, for some Mac owners the cachet of “Mac” is more meaningful than “laptop.” So it could be either of those as well.
I call mine a laptop. Trying to call it by whatever they’ve named it makes me feel like I’m ordering a medium coffee at Starbucks...
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A walk between trees 6 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
It’s near Gatlinburg. It’s the longest tree bridge in N America.
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Me getting more of those free samples 2 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I’m so glad I know this.
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Spells hard 2 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
It *is* a good price... but some how, I think I’ll pass.
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Dumbass moment 3 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Looks like not a lot. Especially since most are made with detergents and wax as opposed to the old school fats. Also, you can only eat a little at a time because it is basic enough to neutralize your stomach acid. But, worst case, you can eat it along with the shoe leather if you’re starving. Bonus points if it is fancy soap with natural fats and added nutrients.
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COVID wasn’t all bad 4 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Also some cats think they are dogs.
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Her car kept getting stolen so she kept this note addressed to future thieves in the 4 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
This is a good idea!
I had a car that was stolen so many times we had to move the ignition. We also added a chip (back when that was exciting new technology) and there was a code (like holding down the breaks when you turn the ignition). If you didn’t have the key, the chip and the code, it wouldn’t start.
It got taken out by a drunk driver.
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I was in a Chinese hospital and I found the meme man himself 1 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
He has a great TED talk. The man is an award winning engineer. It’s pretty interesting.
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You underestimate my sleep debt! 3 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I used to be that way. I never pressed snooze. My alarm went off and I woke up and turned it off.
Now... I use a lot of snooze... I miss not wanting to snooze.
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Rural is more fun, actually 8 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I’m much happier with the part where I drive miles for McDonald’s and and simply walk into my back yard to hike miles in the woods.
(Also, my chickens like it better)
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Big brain time 1 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Why is this a thing? They still come with a charger?
Click clacks 4 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Yes. Very well worth it. It was a whole collection. Someone put some money into it.
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