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negging 10 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Really the idea of most beautiful woman in the world is just exhausting. Maybe there’s some algorithm that can “objectively” determine this but that’s still meaningless since beauty is a subjective experience.
They are both pretty ladies ...
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Weight loss circa 1977 3 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Holy cow. That sounds like such an awful existence!!
negging 10 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
@famousone thank you for your voice of reason.
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Woman forces a guy out of a turnstile he's already in 2 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Also, he tripped her. She def trips over is foot that may have been intentionally placed in her path.
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A whole drawer 3 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I just purged about half of our drawer of cords we haven’t used in 10 years and likely never will.
About two weeks later my spouse is rummaging in the random cords drawer looking for a specific thing... that I was sure we would never use again... that’s what I get for letting one go...
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Blue cheese has mould in it 4 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I’m impressed that no one commented about her insistence that most of the respondents were wrong about their favorite flavors.
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Princess jasman 8 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I kinda love it.
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That's true teamwork right here 1 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I love how excited the puppy is!
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Use the spoon, Joel 4 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
It looks like Buffalo chicken dip. It’s pretty delicious.
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What the underside of The Bean in Chicago looks like 7 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
It’s a huge sculpture in chicago. It is actually named the cloud atlas, but it looks like a giant silver bean.
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I'm just a girl .. 4 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Indeed. :)
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Houseplants really do be like that 4 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Get a philodendron. People talk like cacti are the best, but no. Cacti are sensitive to lack of light, too much water and cats.
Not a philodendron.
Too much water? Just let it dry out.
Too little water? Just give it some extra.
Not enough sun? Hardly an issue.
Too much sun? (Where do you live?)
Cat sitting upon and chewing the leaves? It will grow twice as many. And several new plants from the broken pieces.
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I'm just a girl .. 4 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
@karboll have you been having trouble with self checkouts lately?
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Let me give y'all a hair update, cause I've been wearing these for a while now :) 22 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Yeah. Seriously. On. Point.
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Known as oculist eye caps 7 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Lol. Some times I miss the obvious...
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Making Hats For Snakes 6 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
@Xlaxxine maybe if you meet some nice ones and make friends?
Iridescent Snake Scales (SnekSubstance) 10 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
They are soft. And very smooth. Very nice to pet.
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Let me give y'all a hair update, cause I've been wearing these for a while now :) 22 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Looking good (as always). How long did it take?
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Let me give y'all a hair update, cause I've been wearing these for a while now :) 22 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Sleeping in!! This pandemic commute is very nice.
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Known as oculist eye caps 7 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
More importantly, they are called “eye caps”
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In Russia bat eats your food. Sorry for the low quality 3 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I feel like that bat is a pet. But I also feel like I would be done putting the food in my mouth once the bat shared some.
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Draw the curtains, dear 5 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Might not be so random though.
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Confused battle subordinate Flamingo 12 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Yeah, but our bodies require physical work to be healthy. Most of us could use it.
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She looks so proud 2 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
We were sleeping in a hotel. About two AM my kid (10 years) sits straight up and exclaims, “wow! There’s so many!’” My spouse says, “so many what?” And he responds (calmly now), “boxes.” My spouse says, “yes, there’s more than you’d expect.” And my kid says as he’s laying back down to settle in, “yes, it’s like the Spanish Inquisition, no one expects the Spanish Inquisition.”
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Spiteful chilly Weasel 2 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
The best pizza topping.
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