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roanoke · 3 years ago
Right because the only meaningful aspect of childbearing is the pain of birth. A person couldn’t possibly want to do it again for other reasons. Or ... prioritize those other reasons over the pain. ...
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I'd need to play DnD to draw any more comparisons. Comments? 10 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Can I join your Discord?
An invoice a friend sent me from his cousins workshop 2 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
That’s a solid lesson in doing some minor troubleshooting before blaming someone else.
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White raccoon ? 6 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I always wonder if the animals feel insecure about them selves.
pockets 8 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
So true. Stupid false pockets.
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pockets 8 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Was gonna say, to be fair, women’s clothes often don’t have pockets or have very tiny pockets.
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I'd need to play DnD to draw any more comparisons. Comments? 10 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Hmmmm. I do play and this doesn’t sound like the same game. Maybe I’m doing it wrong.
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Great system we have here 7 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
It feels that way too!!
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It's all about how you look at it 3 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Yes! I remember our water company making an adjustment for us when that happened. Even set up a payment plan to help us manage the balance.
Turtles hide from the sun. They sinter in their shells if they stay in the heat for too 6 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Yes. Reminds me of alligator, but less fishy.
Honey, why is the interior of the truck all wet?? 3 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
My god, why?!
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Weight loss circa 1977 3 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Technically, yes. ;)
negging 10 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Really the idea of most beautiful woman in the world is just exhausting. Maybe there’s some algorithm that can “objectively” determine this but that’s still meaningless since beauty is a subjective experience.
They are both pretty ladies ...
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Weight loss circa 1977 3 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Holy cow. That sounds like such an awful existence!!
negging 10 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
@famousone thank you for your voice of reason.
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Woman forces a guy out of a turnstile he's already in 2 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Also, he tripped her. She def trips over is foot that may have been intentionally placed in her path.
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A whole drawer 3 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I just purged about half of our drawer of cords we haven’t used in 10 years and likely never will.
About two weeks later my spouse is rummaging in the random cords drawer looking for a specific thing... that I was sure we would never use again... that’s what I get for letting one go...
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Blue cheese has mould in it 4 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I’m impressed that no one commented about her insistence that most of the respondents were wrong about their favorite flavors.
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Princess jasman 8 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I kinda love it.
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That's true teamwork right here 1 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I love how excited the puppy is!
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Use the spoon, Joel 4 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
It looks like Buffalo chicken dip. It’s pretty delicious.
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What the underside of The Bean in Chicago looks like 7 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
It’s a huge sculpture in chicago. It is actually named the cloud atlas, but it looks like a giant silver bean.
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I'm just a girl .. 4 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Indeed. :)
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Houseplants really do be like that 4 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Get a philodendron. People talk like cacti are the best, but no. Cacti are sensitive to lack of light, too much water and cats.
Not a philodendron.
Too much water? Just let it dry out.
Too little water? Just give it some extra.
Not enough sun? Hardly an issue.
Too much sun? (Where do you live?)
Cat sitting upon and chewing the leaves? It will grow twice as many. And several new plants from the broken pieces.
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