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Thanks I hate flesh eating Roomba 1 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Better make enough dust to satisfy the roomba —lest it get hungry and decide to go directly to the source.
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Please lend me your strength 4 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
But can you forgive yourself?
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The butt alert as seen on shark tank 7 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I kinda want one.
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Orwell playing both sides. 14 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Well, there’s a difference between declining to stock a book—I’m sure many school libraries don’t include the Kama sutra—and banning it.
But sure, if it only counts as banned if you are banned from having it, then call it what you like.
Cave water make mouth go brrrrr 2 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Cave water is the best.
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Father is watching 20 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
This guy knows what’s up. I’m re-writing my will.
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Orwell playing both sides. 14 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Being banned in a limited capacity still limits access. If, for example, your primary access to books is through your school library, and that library has banned the book, you will have difficulty getting a copy to read.
No, it’s not totally banned, the book is still legal, but access is truncated. And that limit, that imposition on freedom of those ideas, is meaningful.
Orwell playing both sides. 14 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
It means that it has been banned in specific places. Like it might be banned in school libraries or within certain institutions or organizations. The US government hasn’t imposed a ban.
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Try again, Alexa 35 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I have to back up @famousone here. If there are guns in the household, a child needs to be taught how to safely use and handle the gun. If they aren’t, they do things like accidentally shoot themselves/friends/family or go shoot up a school.
Those aren’t children that were taught how to use and respect dangerous life ending weapons. They aren’t children who have lived on a working farm (where the livestock is slaughtered for food) or hunted animals for food. Using a powerful weapon or tool to end a life changes the way you think about those things.
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Be sure to tip your waiter 2 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Lol. The abject horror on that poor man’s face.
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Simple but effective joke 5 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
It’s wild that we are still learning new things about this. Thanks for the link.
Rip roanoke 2 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I feel like I have to comment...
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Thank you mega-corporation 11 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I got walloped by both doses too. But that just makes me all the more glad I got it—if my immune response was that serious to the vaccine, how much worse would it have been with at actual virus...
Double Dad 8 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I have a relative who learn his dad was not a genetic contributor. At 75 years old he found a whole family he never knew about (that he kinda likes better than the ones he did). It was a pretty wild ride.
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She is somehow really pretty 4 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
As it should be. I know people got a thing about hair ladies... but if she did something the change the hair (shave/pluck/wax) what happens when she gets sick of that? Appreciate her for the way she looks or move on.
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Sayu buttons 2 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Well, it is suggested that women’s clothes button on the left so that a right handed person has an easier time fastening and unfastening the clothes for her. When buttons were new many women (with means) had someone else to dress them.
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soda 3 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Maybe it’s printer toner or toner waste cartridge. It is so evenly dark black and sorta looks powdery and not really liquid... I’d like to know what she got too.
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Heroes that chose themselves 14 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Such and excellent series.
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Can’t trust them with the salad 5 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Can you imagine being so frightened of sex that you tell a whole group of people they shouldn’t eat vegetables?
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I don’t wanna be an adult anymore 8 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Also expensive.
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At the bank it is 3 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
It’s pretty delicious.
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Sneks :) 3 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
I have this book! It’s great!
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Did a rooster write this? 3 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
A Rooster wrote this. ... while these things are not untrue... there is much more.
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*staring at my excess da* 13 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
*fuckards
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hot 4 comments
roanoke · 3 years ago
Maybe I’ve just never had so much money that I was at risk of being “trapped in wealth” but I’m curious how a person can believe that and why they think it’s bad...
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