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Could be good tbh 17 comments
roanoke · 38 weeks ago
For real. I know 2 hours of screaming feels like 29 hours… but I don’t think I’ve ever experienced a child that could scream more than 2 hours without passing out.
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Dirt Sticks to Sweat. Deep scars don’t regenerate with sweat glans and thus dirt 2 comments
roanoke · 38 weeks ago
They also don’t take stain from henna… or rather they don’t take a lasting stain.
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Humour is illegal 1 comments
roanoke · 39 weeks ago
Aside from the obvious conflagration of persons, it totally seems fitting that the person who coined the term meme should be in this position.
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They're roommates 1 comments
roanoke · 39 weeks ago
Maybe change the criteria to “spouse.”
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I mean, not totally wrong 1 comments
roanoke · 40 weeks ago
I’ve never see it look like this…
look 3 comments
roanoke · 40 weeks ago
Americans done understand because we don’t learn to speak other languages…
How to be Texan 3 comments
roanoke · 40 weeks ago
One of the fun things Texas has done recently is make so that you can sue your neighbor if you think they’ve had an abortion! Maybe it was a horribly traumatic miscarriage —but you think it was an abortion so you have the right to prolong the trauma!!
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It makes the wines appear sweeter and more full-bodied 1 comments
roanoke · 41 weeks ago
Seriously, don’t. But also don’t do the antifreeze thing.
Well that was a waste of time 2 comments
roanoke · 41 weeks ago
You can hold the wind.
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That's how the folk get you 2 comments
roanoke · 41 weeks ago
Speaking truth right here. Don’t play with fire.
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Trust the science guys 1 comments
roanoke · 43 weeks ago
Science didn’t ask for this. Science shook it head at badly this missed the point.
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Not great, not terrible 7 comments
roanoke · 43 weeks ago
Damn, that’s hot.
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Anyone? 1 comments
roanoke · 43 weeks ago
I do! In fact, I have plans to do just that!
It has rained all week so I’m looking forward to going outside.
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And they talk about gender equality 2 comments
roanoke · 44 weeks ago
Right! This isn’t a pie. We can celebrate pride, or women, or any number of other demographics without diminishing people that don’t identify with those groups.
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Cleopatra and Caesar 2 comments
roanoke · 44 weeks ago
I love how she looks at him.
Who needs this kind of protection? 2 comments
roanoke · 44 weeks ago
My spouse accidentally dropped one of these phones in a deep fryer… fished it out, turned it off, cleaned it and when it was dry turned it back on—it worked just fine.
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Your parents are so proud of you 1 comments
roanoke · 46 weeks ago
I feel like Yvette knew what she was doing.
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Is That What It Is 8 comments
roanoke · 46 weeks ago
Don’t get me wrong, I think the support is good for society as a whole. I just don’t think that these companies would take a big risk in support of pride month.
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We are evolving, but in opposite direction 1 comments
roanoke · 46 weeks ago
Sure, but part of that is saturation. 50 years ago 22% of US households didn’t own a car (vs 8.5% today), and 22% of US households owned 2 or more cars vs 59% today. So, the number of people with access is dramatically larger, which means there is a broader spectrum of people operating cars. And, modern cars have quite a lot more electronic parts, requiring not just mechanical but electrical knowledge.
Also, modern manuals still tell you how/what to check and how/what to maintain in addition to advising you not to be tempted by the delicious battery.
Is That What It Is 8 comments
roanoke · 46 weeks ago
I like this guy’s notion that these brands haven’t fully calculated the potential business loss of ‘not-homophobes’ boycotting them and balanced it with the gains of LGBTQ+ and allies.
These companies didn’t get where they are (and stay there) by making emotional decisions. They have absolutely run the numbers and determined that jumping on the pride bandwagon is of financial benefit to them.
Not saying there aren’t people in the organizations that genuinely care, but they don’t win the battle if there is significant financial risk.
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Nevermind 2 comments
roanoke · 46 weeks ago
We must rise against the color blind
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Personally I can't choose 2 comments
roanoke · 47 weeks ago
There’s no winning this.
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It's big brain time 2 comments
roanoke · 47 weeks ago
If only being gay was a choice.
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I'm a criminal in over 70 countries 1 comments
roanoke · 48 weeks ago
That’s hardly a challenge…
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Family dinner must've been awkward 8 comments
roanoke · 48 weeks ago
Oof. Those boys gonna be dealing with that for a while. Especially the last one.