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roanoke · 35 weeks ago
Why is it so hard to just say, ‘you’re not my type’ and move on?!
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Do not put the daily in the place of the sacred 1 comments
roanoke · 35 weeks ago
(From NPR) “[Russell Moore] on why he thinks Christianity is in crisis:
“It was the result of having multiple pastors tell me, essentially, the same story about quoting the Sermon on the Mount, parenthetically, in their preaching — "turn the other cheek" — [and] to have someone come up after to say, "Where did you get those liberal talking points?" And what was alarming to me is that in most of these scenarios, when the pastor would say, "I'm literally quoting Jesus Christ," the response would not be, "I apologize." The response would be, "Yes, but that doesn't work anymore. That's weak." And when we get to the point where the teachings of Jesus himself are seen as subversive to us, then we're in a crisis.”
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roanoke · 37 weeks ago
It would probably be difficult to date a person who had 50 owners. Or any owners really. Seems like they would have a lot of baggage and need a lot of intensive therapy after being owned and used like a fxxxing shoe.
Gustave Courbet invents hyper-realism. 1843 AD 2 comments
roanoke · 38 weeks ago
This guy, Alex Schafer, paints all sorts of bank branch’s on fire. He goes to the location and does it. He gets hassled sometimes by law enforcement. It’s amazing.
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Tipping is stupid. Change my mind 10 comments
roanoke · 38 weeks ago
I don’t know if you’ve worked in a foodservice job that is tipped, but many of these servers are not paid otherwise. And while I agree that the establishment should be responsible for paying their staff, that’s not the way it is. So, no, tipping is not just a nice extra that shouldn’t be expected. It’s how these people pay their bills and feed their families.
In my state tipped employee minimum wage is $2.13 an hour. I remember that most pay periods that didn’t cover my taxes. My take home was almost entirely from tips.
What should be doesn’t matter. We are faced with what is. If you dine in a restaurant with tipped workers, and don’t leave a tip you, are expecting that person to volunteer their time for you.
I wonder if they found one 2 comments
roanoke · 39 weeks ago
Just because you’re pay $10/an hour and not claiming to have an employee doesn’t mean I’m not claiming my income (this paying 100% of the taxes rather than just the employees portion).
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Happy sunday yall! 4 comments
roanoke · 39 weeks ago
While very few “pro-life” proponents would deny a women abortive care in a life threatening situation, most support laws that, in practice, reduce or deny proper healthcare to women in life threatening situations.
Could be good tbh 17 comments
roanoke · 39 weeks ago
I remember the time in my life, before I had a baby—back when I swore I never would. So many of the noises children make were deplorable. Then I had a baby. The noises are still deplorable, but you become desensitized. And while I understand that people without children haven’t gotten that desensitization, it’s part of life. Take a deep breath. I know it feels like 29 hours, but babies don’t actually have that much fortitude.
Could be good tbh 17 comments
roanoke · 39 weeks ago
For real. I know 2 hours of screaming feels like 29 hours… but I don’t think I’ve ever experienced a child that could scream more than 2 hours without passing out.
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Dirt Sticks to Sweat. Deep scars don’t regenerate with sweat glans and thus dirt 2 comments
roanoke · 40 weeks ago
They also don’t take stain from henna… or rather they don’t take a lasting stain.
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Humour is illegal 1 comments
roanoke · 40 weeks ago
Aside from the obvious conflagration of persons, it totally seems fitting that the person who coined the term meme should be in this position.
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They're roommates 1 comments
roanoke · 41 weeks ago
Maybe change the criteria to “spouse.”
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I mean, not totally wrong 1 comments
roanoke · 41 weeks ago
I’ve never see it look like this…
look 3 comments
roanoke · 41 weeks ago
Americans done understand because we don’t learn to speak other languages…
How to be Texan 3 comments
roanoke · 41 weeks ago
One of the fun things Texas has done recently is make so that you can sue your neighbor if you think they’ve had an abortion! Maybe it was a horribly traumatic miscarriage —but you think it was an abortion so you have the right to prolong the trauma!!
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It makes the wines appear sweeter and more full-bodied 1 comments
roanoke · 42 weeks ago
Seriously, don’t. But also don’t do the antifreeze thing.
Well that was a waste of time 2 comments
roanoke · 42 weeks ago
You can hold the wind.
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That's how the folk get you 2 comments
roanoke · 42 weeks ago
Speaking truth right here. Don’t play with fire.
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Trust the science guys 1 comments
roanoke · 44 weeks ago
Science didn’t ask for this. Science shook it head at badly this missed the point.
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Not great, not terrible 7 comments
roanoke · 44 weeks ago
Damn, that’s hot.
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Anyone? 1 comments
roanoke · 44 weeks ago
I do! In fact, I have plans to do just that!
It has rained all week so I’m looking forward to going outside.
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And they talk about gender equality 2 comments
roanoke · 45 weeks ago
Right! This isn’t a pie. We can celebrate pride, or women, or any number of other demographics without diminishing people that don’t identify with those groups.
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Cleopatra and Caesar 2 comments
roanoke · 45 weeks ago
I love how she looks at him.
Who needs this kind of protection? 2 comments
roanoke · 46 weeks ago
My spouse accidentally dropped one of these phones in a deep fryer… fished it out, turned it off, cleaned it and when it was dry turned it back on—it worked just fine.
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Your parents are so proud of you 1 comments
roanoke · 47 weeks ago
I feel like Yvette knew what she was doing.
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