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What is this—indentured servitude? 2 comments
roanoke · 2 weeks ago
Nah. Porn pays.
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Accurate mystified wombat 3 comments
roanoke · 2 weeks ago
Matthew 19:24 “I’ll say it again; it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of A needle than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of God!”
No. It’s not the money that is the root. It is the human holding it.
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Retarded Mosaic insensible 2 comments
roanoke · 4 weeks ago
Feel like this is maybe “humans are so simple…” we all want affect and validation. It’s not men or women. It’s just human.
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Seems to work 1 comments
roanoke · 6 weeks ago
This works for Poker too.
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The more I think about it, the less I get it 5 comments
roanoke · 6 weeks ago
Could be that the car left while it was still snowing. The area Around the car already had some accumulation so the fresh snow stuck and refilled the tracks but melted on the place that was insulated by the car.
Oh boy 1 comments
roanoke · 7 weeks ago
Had to deal with this crap at the airport the other day.
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Can I? 1 comments
roanoke · 7 weeks ago
I got a friend like this.
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That's a rather unfortunate name for an Apple Store employee 1 comments
roanoke · 7 weeks ago
Idk. Sounds like a spy to me. …
Man, the naughts were wild man. 3 comments
roanoke · 8 weeks ago
Don’t worry! We get to have another Y2K type event in 2038. So, yay! We didn’t learn the first time!
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Waterproof synonymous broad 7 comments
roanoke · 9 weeks ago
Sorry, I didn’t get that far yet. There’s a really great fungus over here. I need a few more photos of it.
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Waterproof synonymous broad 7 comments
roanoke · 10 weeks ago
I’m already in the woods!
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Waterproof synonymous broad 7 comments
roanoke · 10 weeks ago
The trick is finding someone who appreciates it the same way you do with you.
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4chin pleases Allah 2 comments
roanoke · 10 weeks ago
I have an uncomfortable sensation that the “before” images are the AI generated images. The lady in the upper right looks like there’s a shirt collar that is trying to be removed… all the before images are extra busty, but the corrected images seem more natural.
I'm retarded so it must be true 2 comments
roanoke · 10 weeks ago
I had a similar, but less judgy/condescending sensation about statistics. I always feared it because I am not great at math. But, to me, it was the easiest math I’d ever done.
HomeGoods is selling art for proctologists’ offices 1 comments
roanoke · 10 weeks ago
I suppose you need to be seeing a proctologist if your anatomy is that color…
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This is what every breakfast should be like 2 comments
roanoke · 14 weeks ago
Nah. Tasting like fire.
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Yeah basically 7 comments
roanoke · 17 weeks ago
I was thinking the same thing. My kid is a picky eater and I do believe it is sensory. He favors distinct, often bland, flavors. Like plain pasta, veggies or meat. He won’t eat a steak cooked well-done—doesn’t like the texture. He doesn’t like cooked carrots… texture. He is perfectly happy not to eat at all rather than eat something he doesn’t like. He has a very keen sense of taste/smell and doesn’t want the overload.
When I was young, I was also very picky. For the same reasons. Textures bothered me. Flavors could be too intense. Or bother me because they have too many components. So, I relate to him and other picky eaters. I’m not so picky anymore, but I still don’t eat fish. And texture can ruin a meal for me.
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Day 24 of Community Notes posting 4 comments
roanoke · 18 weeks ago
Yes and bats like to get drunk too!
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Froggos '23 #292/Spooktober Day 28 - You Dare Approach Their Pumpkin? 2 comments
roanoke · 24 weeks ago
Yes!!! This makes me so happy!
Nobel Prize-winning prediction 2 comments
roanoke · 29 weeks ago
In his defense it was a joke. “Krugman said it was part of a piece he contributed to New York Times Magazine in 1998:
It was a thing for the Times magazine's 100th anniversary, written as if by someone looking back from 2098, so the point was to be fun and provocative, not to engage in careful forecasting; I mean, there are lines in there about St. Petersburg having more skyscrapers than New York, which was not a prediction, just a thought-provoker.”
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Not gonna lie, this realization hurt 1 comments
roanoke · 32 weeks ago
You could—there’s enough room in there for three families. Split the cost.
Sometimes facts aren't fun 1 comments
roanoke · 32 weeks ago
Are there folks that don’t realize this?
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That's too easy 1 comments
roanoke · 32 weeks ago
Thank goodness you’re allowed to use a calculator!
Good job there are no corrupt scientists eh 1 comments
roanoke · 33 weeks ago
Politicians should too.
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A philosophical quarry of our modern times 1 comments
roanoke · 33 weeks ago
None. The cupcake is moist and porous. You don’t know if the cupcake was placed on the seat before or after the flush, so droplets from flush could have landed on the surface of the cupcake where they would be wicked into the interior.
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