I like the one about it being a woman's butt when she's bending over...

booty

The midwest was heavily settled by German immigrants.

teleportation on an atomic scale has been known to exist for a little while now.

Extremely sarcastic guest...I like you.

Thinking that funsubstance is a website for mature people was your first mistake.

elaborate

El Dorado

"Whoever"

It's really just a joke

saying that all truths aren't true is a contradiction. All opinions are certainly not true, but if something is a truth, it kinda has to be true, or it wouldn't be truth, you know?

Well this joke has clearly gone completely over your head. There is no blowjob going on in this joke. The sperm just said that so the other's would be disappointed and go back when in fact the person who's balls/dick they are in was actually having sex...hence the egg.
No, it is not possible to get pregnant from a blowjob...

No, you idiot. Sperm can't talk.
Is that what you wanted?

Don't ask us, just google it. There are lots of ideas.

Plus you could be an ass man instead of a boob guy.

That's like saying that verbally attacking an ant is morally wrong.

It usually feels pretty good though.