All the time 8 comments
rosalinas
· 4 years ago
Salty water is bad for my hair! So the knees are the highest point the water can touch me.
And it's not makeup, it's sunscreen.
Also sun bathing is the best part about the beach (although thank to my gens, I'm ran all year around)
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And it's not makeup, it's sunscreen.
Also sun bathing is the best part about the beach (although thank to my gens, I'm ran all year around)
Let's save the Earth... Or something 4 comments
rosalinas
· 4 years ago
And how are you going to have sex with the planet?
If you meant fucking it then I say we are doing it pretty damn well already.
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If you meant fucking it then I say we are doing it pretty damn well already.
For those who don't know. Get the best melons 6 comments
rosalinas
· 4 years ago
Just slap it!
That's how every parent knows if the watermelon is good or not, slap it!
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That's how every parent knows if the watermelon is good or not, slap it!
Meanwhile 20 comments
rosalinas
· 4 years ago
We only cut open small animals like fish, frog and so on
Nothing big like a real mammal (human for example)
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Nothing big like a real mammal (human for example)
Always be prepared 13 comments
rosalinas
· 4 years ago
It just feels nice.
Like I like to wear extra flashy undies under neat my plain clothes and think "if all of our clothes suddenly disappear, I'd look the best among all of these peasants!"
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Like I like to wear extra flashy undies under neat my plain clothes and think "if all of our clothes suddenly disappear, I'd look the best among all of these peasants!"
Peter please! 2 comments
rosalinas
· 4 years ago
So you're entering someone while someone else is entering you, I say it's be fun
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How a cup of coffee is made in Turkey 8 comments
rosalinas
· 4 years ago
This level of caffeine can change your life
You either work to death in one go or just simply die of the shock.
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You either work to death in one go or just simply die of the shock.
Sign on a window of a burger joint in Krakow, Poland 9 comments
rosalinas
· 4 years ago
I mean if you're fat enough, the kidnappers can just roll you into their vans.
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Difference between multi-millionaires and a multi-billionaire (Monaco GP) 10 comments
rosalinas
· 4 years ago
Nah, you'd be paid well and everything
Also that just sounds like you envy then cause you're not as rich
Also that just sounds like you envy then cause you're not as rich
Madman 4 comments
Difference between multi-millionaires and a multi-billionaire (Monaco GP) 10 comments
rosalinas
· 4 years ago
Well if you were rich enough to buy such a huge boat, you would probably have enough money to transfer that pain to someone else's ass.
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I'll just advertise , what could go wrong? 12 comments
rosalinas
· 4 years ago
"WOW, rude"
It's not even a normal "wow" it's a "WOW"
The big O represents the busy mom who thought she got the high ground.
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It's not even a normal "wow" it's a "WOW"
The big O represents the busy mom who thought she got the high ground.
DAF 9 comments
rosalinas
· 4 years ago
the fear of being forgotten is one of the most irrational fears ever. why? bc there is nothing you can do about it. even if you cure cancer, you WILL be forgotten one day bc mankind will too be gone just like you will.
Not to mention, you'd be dead as heck then, what's the point?
Just live and do your things.
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Not to mention, you'd be dead as heck then, what's the point?
Just live and do your things.
Abstracted ambiguous Reindeer 3 comments
Me still wrapping myself in my old red floral blanket which has a huge hole on it but I'm too lazy to see back: hmm okie dokie.