Humorous steadfast Fly 21 comments
rosalinas
· 4 years ago
I came here for a good time and I honestly feel so attacked right now.
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Tell your history 16 comments
rosalinas
· 4 years ago
Yesterday, while my Ma was collection mangoes on the trees, I stood under the beautiful green leaves looking up "uhhh she's so skillful!" I thought to myself
And oops! A fucking green mango just dropped in the speed of sound, Sonic (thank to the gravity and height, you should learn physics) right next to me!
My life flashed before my eyes!
And it happened again! And again! Like 5 times that afternoon!
I needed to be there to pick up the mangoes after they felt from the trees but I don't fucking know why they ALWAYS fall so close to me! And it's always the green ones that's as hard as a rock!
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I think I got my homicidal tendency from my mother no less.
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And oops! A fucking green mango just dropped in the speed of sound, Sonic (thank to the gravity and height, you should learn physics) right next to me!
My life flashed before my eyes!
And it happened again! And again! Like 5 times that afternoon!
I needed to be there to pick up the mangoes after they felt from the trees but I don't fucking know why they ALWAYS fall so close to me! And it's always the green ones that's as hard as a rock!
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I think I got my homicidal tendency from my mother no less.
Pale direful chemical Coyote 5 comments
rosalinas
· 4 years ago
The person must be freaking strong cause that box would be as big as a fridge! (Medium size, smaller than the big fridge but bigger than the small fridge)
Super power 16 comments
rosalinas
· 4 years ago
I can but I won't
It just doesn't look that good.
I feels like it gonna drown me in greasy fat and choke myself.
It just doesn't look that good.
I feels like it gonna drown me in greasy fat and choke myself.
Vampire cover 5 comments
rosalinas
· 4 years ago
Which explains why he's strong as hell and never sleeps
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Funny 4 comments
rosalinas
· 4 years ago
I like that spider though.
It's just a little jumping spider that does no harm (except for the fact that it's always in the shower which maybe make it somewhat of a pervert idk though, maybe it's different in spider's culture)
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It's just a little jumping spider that does no harm (except for the fact that it's always in the shower which maybe make it somewhat of a pervert idk though, maybe it's different in spider's culture)
And a damn good sniper too! 5 comments
rosalinas
· 4 years ago
"Instagram model" must be one of the dumbest things one can say about themself
As 1. Instagram does not hire you to be a model.
2. You just post selfies like the hell???
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As 1. Instagram does not hire you to be a model.
2. You just post selfies like the hell???
Channeling tyler durden 3 comments
PHAHAHA 3 comments
Living amuck earsplitting Opossum 10 comments
rosalinas
· 4 years ago
Her facial features are pretty so she's pretty.
Ofc It's better to have baby smooth, healthy skin but sadly that's not the case.
It's not rocket science.
Acne is a skin condition like any other illness, it's always better not to have it but even if you have it, it doesn't define who you are as a person.
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Ofc It's better to have baby smooth, healthy skin but sadly that's not the case.
It's not rocket science.
Acne is a skin condition like any other illness, it's always better not to have it but even if you have it, it doesn't define who you are as a person.
There are holes all over this plot 1 comments
It does indeed have wares for sale or lease 14 comments
I miss Loki 3 comments
All the time 8 comments
rosalinas
· 4 years ago
I wash mine when it's suitable (bc it's bad to wash your hair too often), I hide it from the sun, wind, heat cause they're all damaging less or more.
I couldn't be anymore careless about what people think of my hair bc their hair is never as pretty as mine to give them the position to judge.
My hair is one of the most lovely things a human can ever touch (not like I will let them though) so I like to keep them perfect.
I couldn't be anymore careless about what people think of my hair bc their hair is never as pretty as mine to give them the position to judge.
My hair is one of the most lovely things a human can ever touch (not like I will let them though) so I like to keep them perfect.
All the time 8 comments
rosalinas
· 4 years ago
i don't dislike weird tan lines, i actually find them pretty sexy but only on other people bc i, in fact, have never gotten tan lines, im tan all year.
sun bathing does nothing to me! i just like the vibe of it.
i can't stand the idea having my hair in anything but perfection so not risking it.
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sun bathing does nothing to me! i just like the vibe of it.
i can't stand the idea having my hair in anything but perfection so not risking it.
What would Axe body spray do then 8 comments
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing 5 comments
rosalinas
· 4 years ago
A while ago I started watching JoJo simply bc I've seen too many memes from it.
Although it's not what I usually watch (I don't watch shounen) it's pretty interesting.
Although it's not what I usually watch (I don't watch shounen) it's pretty interesting.
Befriend your demons 2 comments
rosalinas
· 4 years ago
Mine looks pretty much like slenderman but is made out of darkness, the guy likes standing besides the window. I think he likes my mango tree.
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