omg this is a thing?????

I laughed at the response not the joke XD

omg
~83

should have come in with a police costume... and screamed "YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST FOR UNDERAGE DRINKING!!! Anything you say can and will be used against you. You have the right to an attorney..."
I was not invited to parties -.-

the kid who got his head stuck in the potty lid.... I thought he was getting a tattoo at first

They sell t-shirts with most of these

now i want to do this

No.

Yay now I feel better about having a fear of butterflies hehe
But really, butterfly houses scare me -.-

I know they are very expensive but honestly, they look tacky and cheap

Dear humanity: stop shoving random objects up your butt

Clean out your nails

fe li ne
omg
no
i've been scienced

exactly 44 years before I was born ^.^

In my big lecture hall we were about to take a test and this old guy comes running down the center steps and screams "I LEFT MY GLASSES IN THE CAR!!!!!!!!!" The professor was like "Um ok so go ahead and get them?"

hmm let me guess...she actually wants it reblogged

make a compilation of the random facts

do that and shake your head like you're saying no really fast