I almost thought he was pole dancing in the bottom left one

I just imagined these avocado slices on boobs because of the first guy

I get the first joke but why are they calling the police?

My mom: *rushes in the house* I came home early because I tried to call you but I called the wrong number and a guy answered so I think there's a guy in here

i'm kind of curious to listen to this now...

ugh, teens
how annoying

another ploy to prove he's straight

Canada is in North America

Then they'll report your number to the police and you'll have to go through a hassle

In group projects I end up doing everything. Then I get a 90 and give me a dirty look because they wanted higher.

But what if she just says "yes"

You give us this idea in November :(

I always seem to run out of lead in the middle of taking a test

But why would you give away your weed

Curious children will touch them lol

I once was with my parents and we were in a sandwich shop. I looked at the sandwiches on display and shouted out "Omg! Look! That sandwich has sperms on it." I mixed up the word "sperms" for "sprouts"

The thing I hated was so many professors felt 5+ classes were needed to teach us how to format

The bottom of my backpack from high school may be worse
I've been out for 5 years now
I'm too scared to touch it at this point

take the bouquet and run

damn kids these days
where's my cane to shake at you young folks
wait i'm 22

now no one can sue him

I thought brains cells can't heal themselves either