You don't put ketchup on a hot dog. It's like a sin

FOLDING PIZZA IS JUST WRONG ITS LIKE PUTTING KETCHUP ON A HOT DOG

HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID YOU JUST INSULT DEEP DISH PIZZA

You shouldn't have to fold pizza to eat it

Why the fuck do you fold pizza

Chicago is infinitely better than New York and yes our pizza is better too. I went to New York last summer and I literally could not hold the slice of pizza I bought because it was way too thin to hold

Also just to make this point bc I got into an argument with my friend about it: Chicago style pizza is better than New York style pizza. End of story

Yeah, south suburbs but I used to live downtown for a really long time

Do you live in Chicago bc the same thing happened here like 3 years ago

"I'd love to eat you"

I was just about to ask that

WTF DO YOU MEAN YOURE MEETING THEM

Omfg

Who's Nathan?

In the middle of an existential crisis, maybe?

I think it's not just that but (at least for me) it's the realization that nothing you do will ever really matter because you're one tiny speck in the universe so this freedom to do anything with your life is kind of pointless because you're aware of not only that fact but also the fact that whatever you choose to do will be your life until you eventually die and if you pick wrong you'll be stuck with that for the rest of your life

It's called a quarter-life crisis primarily affecting people aged 15-25 I'd say. Basically, we're all scared for our futures because there's too many unknowns and now I'm heading into another existential crisis

What homework? There was homework? Since when was there homework?

Fuck it's at the United center, I'm never gonna be able to afford tickets.
Time to sell my soul to satan for tickets

I was gonna go with "when I was a young boy, my father took me into the city"