bc what if he rejects me...

teach me your ways, master

something I suggest you avoid at all costs

I deeply regret visiting that link...

*chants* one of us! one of us!

I'm American and I have never seen anyone spell it "mistery"

no problem :)

the writer brought roses home for their partner only to find that their house keys no longer worked (because the partner presumably changed the locks)

maybe you intimidate them with your looks

@platypus I'm so sorry that's such a terrible position to be in... but I hope you're happier now knowing you got out of a bad situation :)

I don't understand why a guy would do that, I mean why would you put up with someone who has a crappy personality just bc they're attractive?

pretty sure you got that off a hipster tumblr

I'm average looking and a great guy decided he wanted the "pretty" girl instead of me once he got the chance. Sometimes people just want the more attractive face, no matter what they say they would choose at this moment from behind their computer screens

why downvote :( I misunderstood....