sadman

sadman


a fly pooped in my eye once and it got infected, ever since im half blind

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15/10 good doggo 4 comments
sadman · 10 weeks ago
He can tell from your stool you need more fibre
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That one relative you only text once a year 3 comments
sadman · 15 weeks ago
Why the all caps though? Gives off a hint of sarcasm
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War of the Worlds 4 comments
sadman · 19 weeks ago
Crabbo
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Miscreant true sticky Donkey 11 comments
sadman · 20 weeks ago
Thank lord for that
Gabby complete Baboon 5 comments
sadman · 23 weeks ago
Be my friend
Prison slumber party 5 comments
sadman · 28 weeks ago
"Sentenced to murder" ??
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Back to the drawing board! 3 comments
sadman · 30 weeks ago
Only 7.5 million? That barely covers overnight fees at hospitals in the US
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I might be wrong, but this is how I see it 18 comments
sadman · 46 weeks ago
Beautiful
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Its not verified because nobody survived 10 comments
sadman · 1 year ago
Or that just means they have a 100% lethality rate with no survivors to live to tell the tale
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College logic 6 comments
sadman · 1 year ago
By doing that youll have someone to blame and remember rather than no one at all
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Suicide joke 2 comments
sadman · 1 year ago
If a man kills himself and nobody misses him or notices it, did he ever really live?
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Friendzoning For Dummies 8 comments
sadman · 1 year ago
this is cringe, i think u meant to post this on 9geg
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Accurate magazine cover 4 comments
sadman · 1 year ago
Youre famous !!
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Frienda 7 comments
sadman · 1 year ago
Dunno why serosenpai got downvoted, his logic is sound. Shes a bitch for thinking her time is worth any more than theirs
That's him 2 comments
sadman · 1 year ago
The last sighted heterosexual man in the year 2047
Cool shirt design 2 comments
sadman · 1 year ago
You look like a swimsuit
US is all about the way 34 comments
sadman · 1 year ago
Childish
US is all about the way 34 comments
sadman · 1 year ago
More like overcompensating for something else... disarmament all the way
Beautiful sky 4 comments
sadman · 1 year ago
What a beautiful sky, lets cover half of it with the gas stations roof
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So true for all 9 Gagers 10 comments
sadman · 1 year ago
For me its quite the opposite, the more time i spend single the more i convince myself that i need someone in my life
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Tattoo removal 11 comments
sadman · 1 year ago
they prolly cut the tattoo out aswell when she had the excess skin/fat removed
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Next time they hungry I’ma give ‘em a Monopoly bill 35 comments
sadman · 1 year ago
I'd feel so sad as a parent, seeing your kid rip up the little money you were able to save so he could have fun with friends or w/e
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Next time they hungry I’ma give ‘em a Monopoly bill 35 comments
sadman · 1 year ago
what a nasty, spoilt brat; i see a 20 dollar bill in there
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For eating your feet everyday 2 comments
sadman · 1 year ago
Nightmare fuel demon shoes
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Left job but still in the group chat 1 comments
sadman · 1 year ago
When youre skyping your friend cracking jokes and your fbi agent laughs with
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