Tell me why I see the love child of Soma and Erina

How do Shrek and Spongebob make a hedgehog?! What are genetics?!?!

Is that pineapple on that pizza? Harley is probably judging you for poor pizza tastes.

CH-CH-CH-CHIP AND DALE

I think it’s something about being a teacher. I started a job teaching university this year. I know how to use a computer. Swear. But I have to keep asking my students for help or just fumble around until they decide to take pity on me.
School technology is evil and teachers are the victims.

They’re at Bucees! I see the beaver!!

I dunno, I’m went through college and grad school and still struggled with basic operations.

Would you like a hot dog with your onion?

Ah yes, I too live next to horny lions

Surreal, dark, and completely meaningless? It’s like a descriptor of my life.

The answer is always Jungkook

I have like fifteen and none of them are distant. I regret nothing.

He’s trying to communicate, I just know it.

Oh yeah. That grammar. Turn all the girls on.

That is what forgiveness sounds like

When has Gus ever had chill???

It’s kind of crazy though. Like, your body/brain becomes so quickly adjusted to a pattern and then just a small fraction of difference sends you face first into failure. Beautiful.