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Perfect meme usage 14 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
This might be the only acceptable use of this meme.
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Love a girl who listens 22 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
I mean, sure that's one way. Or she could listen and then blowjob. Or blowjob then listen. Whatever works man.
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Love a girl who listens 22 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
Why not both?
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It's all about location 21 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
Wooooo Texas!
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Amazing parents 5 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
I know this is becoming a very popular thing to do, but I kind of hate it. I feel like it creates an unreasonable expectation for parents with young kids to apologize for something that they can't really control and, in the circumstances, is natural.
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Does she look like 6 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
I dunno, I could kinda see it if her hair and skin was a bit darker.
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Who here is birthday sex?? 21 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
I had to be somewhere in June, so probably just for the hell of it sex.
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I don't see the problem 10 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
It's good on nachos though
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Ever wonder how the end of Australia looks like? 14 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
This looks terrifying for some reason
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MakeEuropeGreatAgain 18 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
I mean, my undergrad was over $40,000 a year. So four years of that is around $160,000. Then add a 9% interest rate on the loans. It's expensive everywhere.
Humans are just slaves 4 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
I can't decide if I hate this meme more or the weird mind meme.
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Is this you? 4 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
I told my mother I was gonna be a youth pastor. Now I'm in law school, so that clearly didn't work out.
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Robin hood :00 8 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
Law school has ruined fun little stories like this for me
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The most wrongly used meme, everyone 6 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
Finally, one of these things that I can get on board with.
Video Games from Different Countries 4 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
What's with the clown?
What women really want 9 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
Maybe she can't find it either.
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Planet x 8 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
10th planet. It is the possible 10th planet. PLUTO STILL COUNTS DAMMIT.
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what the f*ck is that 15 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
Ew. Maybe if it were a dessert pizza. Like with chocolate sauce and all that. Then bananas would be great.
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Americans explain yourself! 9 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
Blame the French.
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Gift idea for your Valentine 8 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
I don't think my bottle of vodka will have much use for this, unfortunately.
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"Those are 2 measurements" 6 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
I mean, how could not swipe right. Prince Charming, whisk me away
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Woooooo, it rained! 5 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
Isn't that a crawdad?
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So is this a thing now 130 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
I am worth 56 camels. This makes me feel rather good about myself.
When someone mentions shawarma 5 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
My brother has the iron man and the Thor one. They were a pain to put up, but they look really cool.
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Lipsdick 22 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
I want them.
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